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Justin K

@machine_faux

Father. Jets fan. Chef.

 Everything/Nothing
Joined July 2012
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I’m doing a Kickstarter to buy Ted Cruz a Fleshlight
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Rest in peace, Frank Vincent, unless of course they decide to develop your gravesite into condominiums in 6 months
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Hahahahahah how does losing taste
The funniest thing is it thinks it's gonna win. Lol
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everyone: sucks that summer is ending me:
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what's up with this dramatic movie poster font choice. how many did he kill on his first day
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I paid $16 for wifi on my flight and it hardly worked, I had to watch a DVD like some 2012 bathsalts whore.
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Hope those of you at pax have a great time! Don't go to too many Sonic orgies!!!
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Say hello to my new original fursona! Her name is Cheese Bloc.
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Need help signing up for ACA coverage? Open enrollment is Nov 1-Dec 15. RT if you don't want Trump's sabotage to work. xitter.gq/rachellinstead/status/… – at Brooklyn, NY
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@joerogan2 Sep 2017
'This is crazy,' sobs Utah hospital nurse as cop roughs her up, arrests her for doing her job a.msn.com/01/en-ca/AAr5GcL?o…
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#LinkinPark
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Trump decided not to inform people of ACA open enrollment in order to sink it. That's not the only option. RT here if you will help spread.
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This needs to go viral. It's photos & docs of Donald Trump Jr serving as keynote at a Russian real estate conference 9 yrs ago. #TrumpRussia
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did I do this right
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