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she/her. MPH. 🌱 Pro-Palestine. #KeepMasksInHealthcare

California, USA
Joined December 2017
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he tryna ignore it
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my first time on twitter in a week, no idea this gained traction. I think people are misunderstanding. I’m not bashing her, she’s clearly a VICTIM of this issue. That said, you can be a victim AND perpetrator, as many big celebrities are. in this case, she’s just an influencer.
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Girl in my class just said “according to chat gpt” and everyone groaned LMAOOOO
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That shit was so normal to me growing up I didn’t even know people cared until I got on the internet
First thought when you see an interracial couple ??
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🥹 i fainted in the living room and woke up to my kittens and their mama cat surrounding me while purring
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when u have no phone at the bus stop u start thinking thoughts like that squirrel is noticeably bigger than the other ones thats the boss
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Me when I Eat the lentils of Forgetfulness
Googled “do I have to soak lentils” and all the links are purple 😭
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bringing this “0_o” back. it displays such a specific emotion no modern day emoji could ever evoke
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Working in retail you will meet the most miserable people ever
customer was buying 300 full sized candy bars so i joked like “girl im coming to your house for halloween 😝” and she gave me the nastiest look, said adults don’t trick-or-treat, and asked if i was mentally handicapped .. omfg
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i’m always being polite when i say “i think” or “if i remember correctly” because i remember and i’m correct
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you are a prisoner
1 month of husband VS 1 hour of wife
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Bro thinks he’s gonna have a job
gonna graduate with $25k of debt and make $40k a year
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society would be so much better if ppl could have regular jobs and still have their needs met instead of having to be project manager junior analyst liaison officer lead bdsm scrum master 3000…. and still be struggling to pay your bills
realizing i actually really enjoy being a cashier and would happily do it for the rest of my life if it paid well and had good benefits but it doesn't and never will
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yayyy lets all breathe it in forever
Repeat COVID infections tied to higher odds of new health conditions Adults who reported 2 or more infections had 76% higher odds of receiving a new medical diagnosis. Read more: bit.ly/4hleVmc
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Almost asleep before hearing the worlds loudest meow… girl what are you doing
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yesterday at work a customer asked me if they could print a poster that was too large for our printers, he walked away for a minute then came back to tell me "i just asked chatgpt and it said you can print this poster for me. so get your manager i want to report you for lying"
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This is one of the most ridiculous things I've read in a while.
Trinity Tatum opened up about where she was a year before winning Love Island USA "A year ago today, I was 21, working at Home Depot, having a mental crisis. I’d cry before going into work because I’d see people my age on social media on yachts, in high-rises, with all these bags and purses, and think, ‘What am I doing wrong? How am I going to get successful?" "And a year later, I've won a very popular love show; I have an amazing boyfriend, an amazing support system, and offers from people who didn't even know I existed." 📸: getty via @FlauntMagazine
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covid is like if everyone u know was in a house fire 3-6 yrs ago, and it stressed them out so much that they begin unplugging smoke detectors and throwing away fire extinguishers so they don't have to think about it. and if when their house catches fire again, they just ignore it
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