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andrew murphy

@carpman1976

Carp fishing addict , Liverpool Fc fan.

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Joined August 2009
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@PaulleyTicksNov 6
Putting a "VETO" hat on his desk during a press-conference, where all I gotta do is change 2 friggn' letters - is just askin' for it ;)
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Repeat after me - russia has no place in sport.
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@lamatzziNov 1
Repeat after me - russia has no place in sport.
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Simon Harris
@SimonHarrisMBDOct 29
Please stop resharing this and tagging prominent Brexiteers like @Nigel_Farage @TiceRichard @RupertLowe10 @ZiaYusufUK and similar. They are all extremely busy people and if they get thousands of notifications it could get in the way of their very important work elsewhere.
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@SimonHarrisMBDOct 29
This seems like a great time to reshare my favourite Sir Patrick Stewart performance, β€˜What has the ECHR ever done for us?’ It’s just perfect in every possible way … including the ending πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ RIP. πŸŽ₯ The Guardian
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French protests are absolute cinema.
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Duncan Stone@StoneDunkOct 15
Neither Cartier-Bresson, Banksy nor Cold War Steve could have come up with such an image. Absolutely perfect composition and lighting (even the road signs are perfect)! 😍
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BREAKING: Thames Velley Police have agreed that the warrants to search Prince Andrew's homes were unlawful. The error was made because they forgot there's an exemption that means members of the royal family are allowed to be paedos.
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Tori atheist@ToriatheistToriOct 8
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#Fact.
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Mark Hammond@MarkHam80780803Oct 5
β€œI see the US Airforce felt threatened and left RAF Fairford, Lenny.” β€œWas it the Russians, Fletch?” β€œNo, just five nerks in transit vans.”
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Debs@patchandfelixOct 5
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@NoContextBritsOct 6
Let’s take a minute to appreciate β€˜cappuccino’ in Welsh.
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Girl, 12, fatally shot in US during 'dispute over parking space'. And these Yanks keep saying the UK is a mess. They should sort their own shit out. bbc.com/news/articles/cwr5y4…
Girl, 12, fatally shot in US during 'dispute over parking space'

Girl, 12, fatally shot in US during 'dispute over parking space'

Police in Baltimore have said the young girl was not a target of the shooting but was caught in the crossfire.

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The bin men’s lorry should have a sound like an ice cream van, so you have time to bring out the bin that you forgot to put out last night.
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I’d rather keep immigrants and deport racists.
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BladeoftheSun@BladeoftheSOct 3
Suella Braverman’s parents emigrated (they were horrible economic migrants not from a war zone she hates). She went to Cambridge for free and didn’t collect Β£27k debt like everyone else. Scrounger. She used the Erasmus scheme to study in France. Which she has blocked. Horrible
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Remember when everyone could agree that Nazi's and Pedophiles are bad??? I fucking miss that.
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Harry Eccles
@Heccles94Oct 3
I seem to have upset the @SuellaBraverman fan club - so let me be clear. This women sows hate, lies and division. She is wrong. She does not represent the vast majority of Britons. RT if you agree P.s. multiculturalism is great.
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I do like an occasional Venn diagram.
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Show your support for Brexit by not sharing.
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Just Dave now@justdavenow89Oct 3
If you believe Nigel Farage cares about you or this country then you have the same IQ as a doorknob
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