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Carson Lambert

@carsonclambert

he/him 🏳️‍🌈 NYC ← ATX. Probably watching the Diana musical on Netflix. Here for the goofs and gaffs.

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Joined May 2019
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COCO
@TWOTIMESABITCHNov 4
Seeing Jeffries and Schumer take victory laps is exasperating. They are part of the old school, big donor wing of the party, trying to take credit for a grass roots movement they had NOTHING to do with.
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bald ann dowd@ali_siviNov 4
fuck it lemme press play on a safiya nygaard video
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we’re doing this to kamala harris for the next 2 years btw.
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@KamalaHarrisNov 4
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@SpeakerPelosiNov 4
Speaker Hakeem Jeffries.
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Abby@AnnaBliss13Nov 4
wdym they had kornacki doing the sunset walk last night
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Gina Hinojosa
@GinaHinojosaTXNov 4
We did it @jamestalarico
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BLEXAS STARTING GENDER CHANGES AT WHATABURGER TOMORROW. 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
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WE GOT BLEXAS BEFORE GTA6
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The Broadway Beat@BwayBeatNewsNov 4
BREAKING: THE JELLICLE BALL to be Back on Broadway by Monday
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We got your back, New York!
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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David Hogg 🟧
@davidhogg111Nov 2
People need to stop looking at lines like this and thinking wow this is so awesome so many people are voting and start seeing these insanely long lines as what they are- a form of voter suppression.
Josh Sweigart (@JoshSweigart) profile pictureJosh Sweigart@JoshSweigartNov 1
Early voting lines at the Montgomery County Board of Elections are an estimated 3 hour wait time as of 3 pm today.
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met a straight guy last night dressed as Sue Sylvester.
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theranos failed bc elizabeth holmes was downing green juice instead of Green Tea Shots.
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the issue with DC’s reflecting pool is that i mogged tf out of it.
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i think that if r/broadway doesn’t make you want to smash your head through a wall there is something wrong with you.
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leah@goneb4urhomeOct 25
Drunkenly convincing my friends to go home so we can DoorDash food
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Boo Boo@tarnishedfagOct 23
Trisha Paytas to Ethan Klein rn
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Mia Agraviador@MiaAgraviadorOct 21
I gotchu
laura (@melaudrama) profile picturelaura@melaudramaOct 20
girl so confusing edit with elizabeth holmes and amanda seyfried. someone get on this
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Jack@GayLaVieOct 21
We Are Charlie Kirk (Glee cast version)
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Casey Newton
@CaseyNewtonOct 20
Putting an "I bought this before she went crazy" sticker on my Theranos device
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