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Carson Lambert

@carsonclambert

he/him 🏳️‍🌈 NYC ← ATX. Probably watching the Diana musical on Netflix. Here for the goofs and gaffs.

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Joined May 2019
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@TWOTIMESABITCHNov 4
Seeing Jeffries and Schumer take victory laps is exasperating. They are part of the old school, big donor wing of the party, trying to take credit for a grass roots movement they had NOTHING to do with.
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bald ann dowd@ali_siviNov 4
fuck it lemme press play on a safiya nygaard video
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Scoob@ScoobydouchebagNov 4
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@SpeakerPelosiNov 4
Speaker Hakeem Jeffries.
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Abby@AnnaBliss13Nov 4
wdym they had kornacki doing the sunset walk last night
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Gina Hinojosa
@GinaHinojosaTXNov 4
We did it @jamestalarico
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The Broadway Beat@BwayBeatNewsNov 4
BREAKING: THE JELLICLE BALL to be Back on Broadway by Monday
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@VPNov 2
We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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David Hogg 🟧
@davidhogg111Nov 2
People need to stop looking at lines like this and thinking wow this is so awesome so many people are voting and start seeing these insanely long lines as what they are- a form of voter suppression.
Josh Sweigart (@JoshSweigart) profile pictureJosh Sweigart@JoshSweigartNov 1
Early voting lines at the Montgomery County Board of Elections are an estimated 3 hour wait time as of 3 pm today.
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leah@goneb4urhomeOct 25
Drunkenly convincing my friends to go home so we can DoorDash food
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Boo Boo@tarnishedfagOct 23
Trisha Paytas to Ethan Klein rn
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Mia Agraviador@MiaAgraviadorOct 21
I gotchu
laura (@melaudrama) profile picturelaura@melaudramaOct 20
girl so confusing edit with elizabeth holmes and amanda seyfried. someone get on this
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Jack@GayLaVieOct 21
We Are Charlie Kirk (Glee cast version)
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Casey Newton
@CaseyNewtonOct 20
Putting an "I bought this before she went crazy" sticker on my Theranos device
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Kelly Clarkson has a taser and she won’t leave the Rainforest Cafe until they sell her an animatronic toucan
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Iz🇻🇦@fruitcupboyOct 5
Opened my bank account expecting 3 dollars and there was 36
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i don’t have time for candace owens being a lesbian right now
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☾@crueIveranoSep 24
yo cuando mi perro se mea dentro de la casa y se lo señalo para que vea que está mal
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Sean Doherty@seandohertySep 19
my other fav: during the Jagged Little Pill tour, so many people got sick that they ran out of white people to play the racist mom character, so I had to learn an entire 3 hour track in 1 1/2 hours between shows & made him a horrifying homosexual that they dressed like this
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mary (@elaine_stritch) profile picturemary@elaine_stritchSep 19
share a piece of musical theatre lore about yourself
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Zachary Jordan@ZacharyJSep 14
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a love letter to our city
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