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Chicago, IL
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Heavy metal music needs to chill out. Every song is about a psycho guy and there are other psycho guys who scream all the words about it at him. They should make some metal songs about having self esteem or shredding yourself some slack
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George: "God would never let me be successful; he'd kill me first. He'd never let me be happy."
Therapist: "I thought you didn't believe in God?"
George: "I do for the bad things."
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ladies and gentlemen, pardon the interruption, i’m out here trying to do something positive with my time and raise money for my basketball team, the new york knicks, so they can buyout my contract
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when will chief keef remix fleetwood mac and drop the bar “you’ve got to glo your own way”
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i've spent 25 years reading shit, turning wheels and moving clock dials or whatever it and still haven't gotten off the island
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Must have experience in:
Go
CSS
CSS security engineering
Machine Learning
Rails
React
Vue
Python
R
C#
C
Angular
C++
Perl
Linux
Windows ME
Haskell
COBOL
Java / JavaScript (they are the same thing)
Lua
ColdFusion
Big Data
Scrum
Waterfall
Waterscrum
Scrumfall
Marathon running
HTML
ALT Ridiculously wide Swiss army knife with like 50 tools
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I just published “Survival guide for new developers” medium.com/p/survival-guide-…
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Yeah like the
3rd biggest attraction
Top 10 vacation spots
ORIGINAL culture
& fun fact: Chicago hasn’t been top 10 in murder rates for the past 5 years.
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My favorite comedian is Noam Chomsky because his opinions are perfect – at Queens, NY
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Is your child texting about the War of 1812?
LMAO - loyalist militia attacking ohio
WTF - warn the federalists
SMH - send more horses
GTG - garrison troops guarding
FML - fort mackinac liberated
BBW - british burning washington
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How to amass billions in passive income: already be super rich
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Are you willing to risk anything on the Streets of Rage?
@Lizardcube, @Guard_Crush and @Dotemu are proud to announce Streets of Rage 4. streets4rage.com #SOR4