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🚨 BREAKING: Piers Morgan has reportedly booked an actual horse for an interview after hearing Nick Fuentes has a “dark horse” for 2028.
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🚨 BREAKING: Professor Jiang has reportedly predicted a pizza will arrive at his house within 30 minutes.
Jiang: “ok so. I have ordered the pizza. Ok. Now we wait. If I am correct, there will be a knock.”
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Staring at myself in the mirror in a frenzied panic listening to "Never Too Late" by Three Days Grace looking down at all 3.5 inches of me telling myself "You got one more spurt left in you, this CAN'T be my grown man meat.."
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> Long international flight back to the US
> Surprisingly everyone on board is White
> How it used to be, CryingEagle.jpeg
> Shrieking kid the entire flight, from takeoff to landing
> Turns out to be the only brown family on the entire flight
I'm ready to rip up the Constitution at this point if it means getting rid of these foreign freaks
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[Running out of my cave, white beard blowing in the wind, coming into town and grabbing a newsboy]
“Boy - what year is it!”
“Why it’s 2026 mister! But say - why are you covered in dry jizz?”
“My God - Ive masturbated for twenty years!”
And thus begins the tale of Grip Van Winkle
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I just put a counterfeit $20 and sprinkled some fent on a ouija board and the ghost of George Floyd just told me to start beating pregnant women
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>Be Alexander the Great
>Greatest emperor to ever live
>Conquer every empire east of Greece
>Make it to India
>instantly get sick and die in your 30s because of the smell
Using a picture of a basketball hoop is the funniest possible way of saying they were black without actually saying it
California politician brutally ambushed while campaigning at local park: 'Why are you hurting me?' trib.al/OUSgODS
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Trump putting an Indian woman in charge of the Civil Rights division is like putting a jew in charge of negotiating with Iran… which he also did
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The plan truster’s overarching theory is twofold:
1) Trump is playing 4D chess.
2) Susie Wiles hid everything from Trump.
And they see no contradiction.
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I think the Republican Party is in for a huge shock when it finds out how many young men under the age of 35 support Nick Fuentes.
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Trump, Stephen Miller, & The Iran War
You can get mad, you can insist on winning another “fell for it again award”, or you can listen to @NickJFuentes and save the little bit of dignity you have left.
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JUST IN - Laura Loomer has been paid by private clients "to make political posts" on social media without publicly disclosing the payments, the WaPo reports.
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Democrats won! 🌊
On an unrelated note.. trans women ARE women, I love minorities & women, it was at LEAST 6 million, and I would NEVER say any kind of slur!
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“call your representatives” well mine is fetterman and the number redirected to tel aviv so what now
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Stephen Miller supported the war in Iran and failed to carry out mass deportations.
He is a Jewish Zionist and he will accomplish nothing for America First.
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You have to have Fugitive Caesar level retarded if you buy the tough guy act from this Zionist jew
President Trump is the most transformative political leader in American History — and he has single-handedly saved America from those who would destroy it.
It has been the privilege of my lifetime to have served on his team from Day One, and I am honored beyond words to serve as his White House Chief of Staff.
I want to thank the incomparable Susie Wiles for her years of devoted service to the President and the Country, and for her friendship.
The mission now is more clear than ever: Fight with all of our soul to support our President and defend this magnificent Republic.

























