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Fresno, CA
Joined January 2010
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Watched #GodzillaMinusZero in 4DX & it feels like I have 2 buttholes 😂 Movie was awesome though 👏👏👏
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This is why I can’t deal with the blaming Dak stuff. Criticizing him is fine, he isn’t perfect, but blaming him is wild. How many QB win 10 of 25 games w/ a bottom 3 defense? Seriously, Allen, Mahomes, maybe Burrow. Not many 🤷‍♂️
#Cowboys QB Dak Prescott has thrown a touchdown pass in every game this season. His 77 QBR is 4th in NFL and the highest by QB with losing record, per ESPN Research.
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Mike Crum retweeted
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I truly believe they save it versus “lesser opponents” So TB or Ari they are conservative & try to win off talent. Problem is the defense isn’t good enough for them to do that vs anyone 🤦‍♂️
Cowboys coach Brian Schottenheimer on why Dallas' motion usage rate hasn't been the same this season: "We certainly have them in. I think without having the list in front of me, we believe in moving and shifting and motioning and things like that. Sometimes you don't do it when you're in certain situations playing from behind, that's part of it. But we certainly have them. I've always been a guy that believes in that. To tell you why they haven't shown up is different reasons. Again, a couple games we've had to play from behind, so you're not going to move because you're trying to speed up the game. And then sometimes, you do cloudy the picture. We have different reasons based off the multiple things that we see going into the game plan. But make no mistakes about it, we do believe in shifts and motions."
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The elite play caller who hasn’t figured it out 25 games in 😭
Pickens and Lamb share planned targets; Schottenheimer wants Pickens more involved Brian Schottenheimer: “If I showed you the call sheet, Clarence, and you saw the targets for him, the targets for 88, it fills the entire back of my call sheet. Again, when you have two of them, it's gonna get spread around a little bit. And so CeeDee and George both having good years. CeeDee's numbers are incredible. But again, George is the guy that we're focused on, knowing we gotta get him going more and better, and that starts with me as the play caller.”
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This is real? A black Democrat won Mississippi? That’s freaking wild 🤯 I mean it’s cool, if you aren’t happy try something new. Just if it’s AI that’s fucked up
Projection: Democrat Scott Colom is the Projected Winner in the Mississippi Senate election. He will defeat Incumbent Republican Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith. Democratic Gain #Election2026 #ElectionDay #MSSen
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Took my HHN crew & created it 😂
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Idc if the Prez is in them or not, for me this isn’t political. Release the Epstein files finally & whomever is in them put them under the jail & political affiliation matters none 👌
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Texas went Blue before my Cowboys made an NFC title game 😭
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“Jerry went out and got guys in the offseason on defense.” Why add this? 😂 Are they impacting anything? Has the defense been better at all? Is it on the QB that the defense is this lvl of bad? What help has the defense or HC for that matter been & maybe that is about the GM 🤷‍♂️
Replying to @Twatch_Me_Workk
What more does he need? He has two great wideouts. A solid OL. A good RB. Jerry went out and got guys in the offseason on defense. Hell if he needs all of this help why are we paying him 60 mil a year?
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Enormous fan of Rocky, so I was nervously exited for #IPlayRocky & for others who are nervous, don’t be. It’s a home run. They absolutely crushed it across the board. Hope you guys see it 👏👏👏
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Dak, Lamb, GP, 3 1st round OL, plus a good RB. Scoreboard saying 30 with no context doesn’t mean they did their job. The $ is on offense, & while I put the majority of the blame on D, I’m not giving offense a pass for not winning games when it’s time 💯
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“But they scored 30 points so they did their job.” - Twitter to me all day 🤦‍♂️
Replying to @JohnOwning
It's so frustrating to watch this offense. With the players that they have, it shouldn't feel this hard.
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People believe the offense did its job bc the scoreboard says 30. That’s as ridiculous as the defense was better vs Philly than vs GB bc they only gave up 21 to the Philly backups & 26 to GB starters 🤯 Ravens/TB/GB/Ari the offense was not good. Defense to blame, offense also bad
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They scored 30, don’t blame the offense!
Dak Prescott admitted that the playcalling was probably too conservative in the fourth quarter
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This right here is why I won’t pass the buck on offense even though the defense is mostly to blame. They don’t play to win, it’s a coaching/play calling thing & in this case I can’t say, “Dak change the play” bc they didn’t have their top 2 players on the field 🤦‍♂️
The defense calls a time out and gifts you the ability to run or pass and you decide to not have your two best offensive threats on the field and instead have a two TEs (one from the PS), a fullback, and WR3 on the field…. Stop taking the ball out of your best players’ hands.
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When the offense had the ball I said 1 first down or they will lose. They did 2 snaps w/o Lamb or GP 😭
The Cardinals had to go 80 yds with 1 min left and score a TD! and the sad part is if you are honest you knew they was gonna do it
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My blame chart 45% defense 40% head coach(25% head coach/15% pay caller) 10% offense(head coach takes a lot of this) 5% STs (they are vastly improved but hurt us early on)
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Factual 💯👌
Schotty as Head Coach is a Waste of Time!!!
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Lakers tried to “Cowboys” that Raptor game 😂
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