@cecelovablekay
 Toronto, Canada
Joined June 2011
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clocks go back next weekend, hopefully back to when we were kids because fuck this
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A chocolate bar
Punchy Money
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what is the most insulting "perk" your corporate job offered you instead of just giving you an actual pay raise?
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Hov scammed all them niggas with that Tidal deal and now he’s headlining the “Apple Music” halftime show… you seriously can’t make this shit up! 🤣🤣🤣
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So Jay Z didn't let Lil Wayne get New Orleans Super Bowl halftime show because he didn't have a current song out but gonna annouce himself as the halftime show this year with no current song out lol
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I love this feud cuz u can tell deep down they were having a ki 😭😭😭😭
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@DiaryOfKeysusOct 26
Two mothers
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How I sleep knowing 50 finally met his match:
Yawovi1986
@YawoElvnOct 26
Tia kemp responds to 50 cent asking the court to stop her from posting about his son .
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TMZ
@TMZ14h
Trump Accused of Brutally Raping Former Miss Switzerland at Plaza Hotel in 1993, He Denies tmz.com/2026/10/27/beatrice-…

Trump Accused of Brutally Raping Former Miss Switzerland at Plaza Hotel in 1993, He Denies

President Trump brutally raped a former Miss Switzerland beauty pageant contestant at New York's Plaza Hotel in 1993 ... at least according to the accuser's account to Congress ... but Trump says...

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It’s not normal…
Manmade
@Manmade_BrandSep 4
Nous venons de lancer des pantalons qui répondent à tous les critères!

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I remember being 17 and competing with 40yr olds for a job at Abercrombie & Fitch during the financial crisis. Proceeding crisis after crisis. We’ve experienced, “once in a lifetime events” every 3 years for our entire lifetime.
BLH
@_RareDefinedOct 27
She’s spot on as to why us millennials are over it.
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Niggas are actually dumb
Wild Media
@WildMediaOnlyOct 25
Shout out to the officer because this could’ve ended wayyyyy worse
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watching brazil defeat fascism while trump gives a speech about nicki minaj’s ass
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The fact everyone been peeped the play is HILARIOUS. Get prepared to seee Beyonce, Alice keys & Rihanna. Gramps can’t do it alone. Also get ready for the fraudulent most “watched superbowl” of all time post lmaoo 😭😭😭
Kurrco
@KurrcoOct 27
JAŸ-Z SUPER BOWL LXI HALFTIME SHOW FEBRUARY 14, 2027 🚨
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Tehxi
@yajnshriOct 25
Don't talk about negative things..
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I have a theory that a formal date is often actually a terrible setting for discovering attraction. Sitting across from someone with the explicit purpose of evaluating romantic chemistry can make it harder to feel. People are often much hotter incidentally, when you get to see them in their element
maja 🔭🍒
@majamediacoOct 27
A friend of mine initially rejected the man she’s now married to because she didn’t feel attracted to him. A few weeks later she saw him leading a rock climbing trip, suddenly found him incredibly hot, and now they’re married with a baby. Much to think about
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She literally explained the power of silence.
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How they all right tho😭😭😭
𝑱𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒆 ✨💋♒️♍️♋️❤️‍🔥✨
@alove_1980Oct 26
Omg I can’t stop laughing. His students told him he looked like all of these people and the comments were hilarious. 😭😭😭
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Come tru hot gyal chow!
gelek.bsky.social@GelekBOct 27
congrats to the cool Asian auntie who embraces and represents all the things that make Toronto neighbourly, generous and world class.
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We honestly DO NOT talk enough about how God will give you a completely ordinary day. No emergencies, no devastating phone calls, no chaos. Just peace. That alone is a blessing.
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‘@nclthnOct 26
the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.
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