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Burnley v Real Valladolid in the 2024 UEFA Champions League Final. #europeansuperleague
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They’re just such a funny club now. Even their Fergie time goals feel a bit pathetic and meaningless.
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I aM deFInaTleY toTALy noT REeDing froM a ScrIPt wRiteN by SOmeOnE eLse
‘You’re paid to do the job. So do the job!’ GB News Presenter @Aj11Ace slams the latest London tube strike announcements. Drivers are now reportedly earning £74,000 a year which is set to rise next April.
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Most pathetic choice of game for this nonsense.
A handshake between father and son at full-time 🤝 Charlie Savage’s Reading progress after a 5-0 win over dad Robbie’s Peterborough 🏆 📺 Stream on TNT Sports & HBO Max: streamonm.ax/4ySzugq
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That is fucking grim haha
We ❤️ this attitude, Shea 💪
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If Sol Campbell was the PM. #THFC
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Doing this 15 mins into a league game in November is nothing but fake, performative and embarrassing.
The Bruno Guimaraes ROAR!
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Stick to the games at the bottom of the table. Ugly prick
The way Alexis Mac Allister throws himself to the ground from the lightest touch to his face from Noni Madueke is genuinely pathetic. No force, no aggression whatsoever in the touch. There is gamesmanship, then there's behaving like a bitch, like this.
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Arsenal will walk the title. The best team in the country defensively by a million miles. And utterly abysmal to watch. Each to their own, but I couldn't be putting up with that every week even if it means winning stuff.
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BREAKING:🚨 Aston Villa are to take legal action against channel 4 presenter Jasmine Harman after she said on an episode of 'A place in the Sun' "the villa is a bit small and lacks character".
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Villa suing Carragher for effectively saying there's a food chain in football, which has always been the case, has to be the saddest, most pathetic thing I've ever seen in this sport and that's saying something.
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What exactly did he do here? 😂 People claim English bias isn't a thing...
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Fucking shit himself when they jumped up😂😂😂
This is what’s coming to uk people
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Shut up you fucking spaz
Ty DEFENDS Max Dowman over Fleetwood's dangerous challenges!? 😮 #FanCams
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Ranting 😭😭😭😭
The Liverpool rats have crawled out of hiding 😂 They can’t handle cold, hard facts. You claim to be the “most successful” club, yet we’re level on 68 trophies. Our Treble tips it. And what exactly defines a “major” trophy? If it’s the League Titles, European Cups and FA Cup, United have won more. 👍 Your golden era was beating Crusaders and Dynamo Dresden. We’ve beaten Europe’s elite at the peak of modern football. Our legacies speak for themselves. You need to twist history and invent narratives to make yours look bigger. 🤣 #MUFC #LFC
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You’ve changed your tune, you egghead cunt
Manchester United are proof the Red Cartel doesn't exist. They cannot get anything right let alone be part of that - amidst what apparently is a conspiracy against the little underdog clubs. Unless a leading conspirator is truly this incompetent, I don't know what to tell you.
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Hahahahahahaahhashsh
Manchester United are proof the Red Cartel doesn't exist. They cannot get anything right let alone be part of that - amidst what apparently is a conspiracy against the little underdog clubs. Unless a leading conspirator is truly this incompetent, I don't know what to tell you.
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Spitting feathers 😂😂😂😂
Sir Matt Busby won five league titles and the European Cup before Liverpool had ever won it. United also won league titles under Mangnall. We’ve been a bigger club for generations. Liverpool’s golden era was largely the late 1970s and early 1980s, followed by 30+ years without a league title. You’ve won just two Premier League titles in over three decades, while United won 13 under Ferguson alone (in your lifetime.) It’s not our fault Sir Matt and Sir Alex were better than anything Liverpool ever had. Your success came in a relatively short period, beating teams like Linfield and Dynamo Dresden (when other English clubs were banned from Europe). Meanwhile, United built a legacy across generations. #MUFC
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This was amazing. I had to watch it twice in slow motion. 🫨🙂
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Self-appointed community patrol discovers the community doesn’t necessarily want them in its pub. Naturally, it’s everyone else who’s brainwashed.
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Might be the best aging take ever
Stephen Howson has always been a clown. Those last 2 seconds of the video alone. "Stop calling the pot kettle black!"
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