Game Boy musician, hack guitarist, EarthNight Composer, Spelunky enthusiast

Philadelphia, PA
Joined September 2010
Chipocrite retweeted
The Kamala Harris town hall was fine. She’s more than capable. Vote against the fascist, for god’s sake. The end.
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My favorite Bob songs #79 (probably mostly Tobin) 14 CHEERLEADER COLDFRONT Guided by Voices "14 cheerleader cold front Put your nose beyond Creeping boys in alleys Find them when your gone" youtube.com/watch?v=bFvonufc…
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I better go superviral for this...
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They went from migrants as Hannibal Lecter eating people to migrants eating pets. If you had a migrant eat your pet, vote for Trump. Everyone else vote for Harris.
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Chipocrite retweeted
Trump announces his endorsement of Harris
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MAGA seems completely flummoxed by Biden’s withdrawal and quick coalescence around Harris. But this scenario has been plausible for weeks. What I think is that politicians doing what’s right, rather than acting out of fear and ambition, isn’t part of the MAGA mental universe
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This headline is from four years ago today, and it's a good encapsulation of Trump's disastrous, denial-fueled COVID response. "Are you better off today than you were four years ago?"
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I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a greater sign of sociopathy, than Trump’s refusal to spell “stolen” correctly. As if spelling it correctly now would be acknowledging that he once spelled it wrong.
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Chipocrite retweeted
"I really hesitated telling Pitchfork this, but we were going to Phish concerts and doing that whole thing too" John Mulaney talks about the songs and albums that have soundtracked his life, five years at a time 🔗 : p4k.in/WHtS9mj
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Allowing Trump to lie on @MeetThePress and leaving “fact checking” to the website is not how we should be treating a man who launched an insurrection. It’s 2023, we should have learned this lesson over 7 years. Ratings aren’t worth our democracy
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🧵So the spin out of the @RonDeSantis campaign is that "he broke Twitter" and that "there were so many people who wanted to listen to him that that caused a malfunction on the platform." Let's explore this... 1/
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Chipocrite retweeted
There are some false claims in this address.
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Only 2 weeks left to order #EarthNight physical edition for Nintendo Switch!
Experience a unique run no matter how many times you play, thanks to near-infinite variations of hand-designed, procedurally generated levels. Limited quantities available. Pre-order EarthNight on Switch today: bit.ly/3IJvzL7
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Jump and dash your way across the backs of dragons on your way down to Earth in classic 2D side-scrolling action. Pre-orders for EarthNight open next Tuesday, 2/28. Available for Switch. Learn More + Wishlist: bit.ly/3IJvzL7
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Chipocrite retweeted
Chinese spy balloon baby flies so high in her Chinese spy balloon my girl’s a little spy in her Chinese spy balloon seeing all that she can seeee reporting to the Peeee R Ceeeee thank you!
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Chipocrite retweeted
Or put another way? EVERY guitar player ASSOCIATED with Rock & Roll Music? That YOU KNOW OF? Is FUCKED. UP. RIGHT. NOW. THAT’’S What Happened. today
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#EarthNight is on sale on Steam for 85% off through the New Year. $2.24 gets you the latest version with 2 player co-op and all the extra fun features. Happy holidays all! store.steampowered.com/app/7…
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what a nice evening. I wonder what’s happening on Twitter—
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"Bruh, I destroyed Twitter. Bought an $11 billion site for 44 billion. Took out loans. Tweeted conspiracy theories. Hurt my reputation. My other companies suffered. Stocks went down. Thousands lost their jobs. But guess what? I owned the Libs. I'm the Alpha." - Musk to himself.
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