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Dᵇ(Monkey) Alex Scheffelin

@chmonke

Graduated from @UW-Seattle studying math. I like AG and commutative algebra. 5th year PhD student @Columbia

 New York, NY
Joined November 2014
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It’s official, I will start this Fall at Columbia :)
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Meredith Perri (@MeredithPerri) profile pictureMeredith Perri@MeredithPerriNov 6
A few of the Dunkin’s in Foxborough are getting a new name for this weekend - Gronkin’ in honor of Rob Gronkowski’s Patriots Hall of Fame induction.
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bag of trouts@chaliceraeNov 5
I found a wooper plush I made when I was a kid
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mx🩵@Emmie_exxtooNov 5
i think about this video very often
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gibbon@gibbontimeNov 5
Primate homework is so silly
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Jack@GayLaVieNov 4
WOAH Google that was fast!!!!
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@coldhealingNov 4
Intentionally getting someone with the same name as the opposing candidate to run as an independent is like a Nathan For You bit
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@camhigbyNov 4
This should genuinely result in prison time. This is election deception.
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alyssa (@spacedglam) profile picturealyssa@spacedglamNov 3
Saw a video on tiktok of a woman who made a hard boiled egg in her air fryer and someone asked if she cooked it with or without the shell 🤔
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‏۟@impqleNov 2
bro fuck you
farah (@gslfarah) profile picturefarah@gslfarahNov 2
bro im crying its only him under this
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Hannah 🦢@haphazardlyyyyyOct 31
When I was 4 months old my mom put me in a flower pot on the porch for Halloween and idk if I’ll ever best that tbh
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alice 𓃹@asbestocess2Oct 25
what it GENUINELY feels like to resist an afternoon nap
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anna 🏳️‍⚧️@annagaming131Oct 24
i like this image, its a good image
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lexaprofessional@queasy_f_bbyOct 23
this cat doesnt even know how stupid it looks
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Amy8829@amyalby2904Oct 19
The perfect Vinted listing doesn’t exi…
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ThePichuGuy@ThePichuGuyOct 15
Decided to add a sound effect cuz why not
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Silly Stu@sillystu4uOct 13
after I posted these I had 2 people reach out to ask me to take them off my close friends story
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samuel@samqpeirceOct 11
what is with my phone
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