Ik heb naar volle eer en geweten geen actieve herinnering aan m'n morele kompas.
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Rookpreventie Jeugd doet aangifte tegen Philip Morris
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Elon Musk took a $40,000 username from a guy who had owned it for 16 years.
He paid him absolutely nothing.
Not even a dollar.
Instead, he was offered a T-shirt and a tour of Twitter’s headquarters.
This is the story of Gene X. Hwang the first @X username
2007
- photographer from San Francisco
- co-founder of Orange Photography
- registers @x on Twitter
- keeps the username for 16 years
over the years
account grows to ~53,000 followers
receives offers of up to $40,000 for the handle
But he refuses to sell
2014
- hackers steal his x account
- Twitter helps him recover it
July 23, 2023
- Elon Musk announces Twitter will become X
- Gene is in Canada playing in a pinball tournament
He has no idea what’s coming
July 25, 2023
- Twitter officially becomes X
- the company wants x
- Gene receives an email from Twitter support
“Your user handle is affiliated with X Corp.”
his username is taken and gets a new one @x12345678998765
what X offers him
- company merchandise
- exclusive tour of X headquarters
- meeting with the management team
$0.
Gene even asks if he can have the old blue Twitter bird sign being removed from headquarters.
they say no.
October 2025
X launches its Handle Marketplace
rare usernames can cost $2,500 to over $1 MILLION
users must maintain a paid subscription
lose the subscription, potentially lose the handle
the same company that took x without paying its owner now charges people for access to rare usernames.
16 years building an identity.
$40,000 in offers rejected.
and all he got was an offer of merchandise and an office tour.
BROTHER.
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The Hawk Tuah girl made $400 a week at a bedspring factory. Then her face went on a crypto coin that hit almost $500 million, and the FBI showed up at her grandma's door
She says she never made a dime from the coin. Today she charges $9.99 a month to message her
In the video below, she describes finding out on TikTok: "Haliey Welch is going to jail." Watch for her answer to everyone who blames her: "You really think I can do that by myself?"
June 2024. She's drinking vodka at CMA Fest in Nashville when a street interviewer asks her a bedroom question. Two days later, her answer is on every phone in America
Before that, she packed bedsprings in a small Tennessee town. "I brought home maybe $400 a week, if that"
Then it moves fast. Zach Bryan brings her on stage. She DJs with Shaq. Jake Paul's company gives her a podcast
December 2024. She launches the $HAWK coin. It shoots to almost $500 million. Within a day it's down to about $25 million
Coffeezilla, live on a call with her team: "one of the most miserable, horrible launches I've ever seen"
The death threats start. At the airport, a man yells at her: "Where's my money at?"
12 investors sue over the coin, saying they lost $151,000 together
The FBI knocks on her grandmother's door. The SEC keeps her phone for four days. In March 2025 she says the probe is closed and she's not charged
Her version: she got a marketing fee and it went to lawyers. "I did not make a dime for the coin itself"
February 2026. She opens a FanFix page. $9.99 a month gets you 25 messages with her
Asked if it pays as much as the factory did: "Plenty"
Do the math. Almost $500 million on paper. About $25 million a day later. Her cut, she says: zero. So where did the money go?
The case for Haliey: she was barely in her twenties, she didn't run the coin, and the SEC walked away without charging her
The case against: it was her face, her name and her videos telling fans it was live. Real people lost real money
Was the Hawk Tuah girl a scammer, or the one who got used?
Maar, jullie hadden @lale_gul89 dus hoger ingeschat? Dan snap ik het gedweep een beetje. Eigenlijk gewoon temptation island deelnemer die een boek heeft geschreven... En kort de Ali B factor had.
Social media aanpakken? Nog even en ze gaan roken en ongezonde voeding aanpakken. Even rustig he @2eKamertweets je zit er niet voor ons!
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The front page of today’s La Gazzetta dello Sport 🇮🇹
A line at the bottom of the cover translates to: “Kimi Antonelli is a Formula 1 world champion. Thanks to his talent, his car & not having raced in Ferrari”
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Charles Barkley roasts Shaquille O’Neal over his billionaire claims, joking that he did his research and discovered Shaq is “only” worth $700 million
Barkley tells Shaq to stop claiming the extra $300 million, insisting that the difference between $700 million and $1 billion is no small lie. It is another round of their trademark banter on Inside the NBA, with Barkley finding yet another way to take a shot at his longtime co-host.
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Actor Markice Moore offers Breckie Hill up to $15,000 to sleep with him
Markice Moore: “I’ll give you $1,000 for two nights… $1,500… $15,000?”
Breckie Hill: “I’m not that kind of girl. Don’t disrespect me like that”
Markice Moore: “Why’d you put the camera on me? Now I’m gonna go viral for being disrespectful to a person I don’t even know”
Markice Moore: “How old are you?”
Breckie Hill: “23”
Markice Moore: “Oh my…”
Breckie Hill: “How old are you? Pushing 40? Pushing 40? Bye”
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In 2022, Blake Blossom slept with 200 guys she met on Tinder, and then FaceTimed her mom right in the middle of filming her very first porn scene.
Tinder in college is just a numbers game. Swipe right, meet at In-N-Out, go back to the dorm.
Blake Blossom won the game.
“I was the ASU Tinder slut.”
“I was just a closeted Tinder hoe cuz I love Tinder.”
She didn’t hide it.
When she told her family she was doing porn, they didn’t even blink.
“Oh, we could have seen that coming.”
The cameras started rolling.
Her first scene was with Jake Adams.
He went hard. Really hard.
“He fucked the shit out of me.”
But she had a plan to make the scene pop off.
She called her mom on FaceTime right before the action started.
“Hey mom, we’re about to start.”
The camera was rolling. He was holding the Hitachi.
“Was her mom freaked out?”
“No.”
“Most girls would never do that.”
“I got lucky.”
She turned her first day into a viral moment just because she wanted her brand to stand out.
Mia Khalifa became the most searched woman on Pornhub after just 3 months of work. She says she was paid around $12,000 for all of it and never saw another cent.
It started in Miami in October 2014. She was 21 and thought it would stay her little secret. The first video came out, and within a week everyone she knew had seen it.
She shot 11 videos in total. One of them had her wearing a hijab. She says she told the director it was going to get her killed, but at 21 she did not know she was allowed to say no.
That video made her famous across the whole world. By the end of December she was number one on Pornhub. ISIS sent her a photoshopped image of her own beheading, and her family publicly cut ties with her.
She quit in early 2015 and went to work as a paralegal and bookkeeper. She later said that just finding a normal job after porn was scary.
But the videos never stopped working. In 2018, three years after she left, she was still the second most searched name on the site. The money from those views went to the studio and the platforms, because she had no residuals.
That is about $1,090 per video, for a name that sites kept selling for years after she walked away.
In 2020 a petition to remove her videos and give back the website domains with her name got over 1 million signatures. She said she still could not go to the grocery store alone. The studio disputed parts of her story and said it never set out to exploit her background.
In the video below, the BBC host tells her those images can never be erased, and she answers that this is not only her story, because other performers write to her with the same thing.
Should one signature at 21 follow a person for the rest of her life?
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Will Smith, 58, spotted enjoying time with a 23-year-old woman following his separation from Jada Pinkett Smith. 👀
No one is irreplaceable, strive to be unforgettable.
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Tiger Woods had more than 10 alleged mistresses. Rachel Uchitel was the only one who never talked.
There was a reason. $8 million.
In 2009 she was a New York nightclub hostess. When Tiger’s scandal broke, she says his lawyers first offered her $200,000 and wanted her phone and emails. Then Tiger called her himself and told her to get what she could. It was their last conversation.
“Tell them $10 million,” she told her lawyers.
The deal landed at $8 million: $5 million up front, then $1 million a year for three years. The NDA ran over 30 pages and banned her from even saying she had signed one.
So while the other women sold their stories, she stayed quiet.
“I’ve been silent for over a decade.”
She says she couldn’t find work that wasn’t tied to the scandal. In the end she says she walked away with about $2 million. She filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy. When she finally told her side in HBO’s documentary “Tiger,” his lawyers came after her for breaking the NDA.
“I was not a mistress and I was in a real relationship.”
“I didn’t throw somebody down the stairs, I didn’t k*ll someone. I made a mistake.”
Not everyone feels sorry for her. Years later she showed off a new $2.59 million Palm Beach mansion, and commenters accused her of targeting rich married men.
She says her apology is owed to “two people, not the world.”
At the end of the clip she’s asked if Tiger ever reached out to apologize.
“I can’t answer that.”
Was she paid to disappear and then punished for speaking, or did she sell her silence and then sell her story too?
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Porn star Christy Mack's ex, a UFC fighter, walked in at 3am and found her with another man. Over the next hours he broke 18 bones in her face, knocked out her teeth, sexually assaulted her and sawed off her hair with a knife. She's only alive because he went to the kitchen.
In 2014 she was one of the biggest names in the adult industry, the girl covered in tattoos with millions of followers. Her boyfriend was Jon Koppenhaver, a former UFC fighter who had legally changed his name to War Machine. Their relationship was violent long before that night, and a few months earlier she had finally ended it and moved on.
On August 8, 2014 he let himself into her Las Vegas home at around 3am and found her there with a friend. He attacked the friend first, who managed to run out of the house. Then he turned on her. She says the beating went on for hours. He broke her nose, knocked out her teeth, fractured her ribs and ruptured her liver. At one point he grabbed a knife, held it to her and started hacking off her hair.
When he walked off to the kitchen, she ran. She went out the back door barefoot, climbed over the fence into the neighbor's yard and begged them to call the police. A few days later she posted photos of her face from the hospital bed on Twitter. Half the internet was horrified. The other half wrote that a porn star had it coming.
War Machine went on the run for a week before police found him hiding in a motel in California. In 2017 a jury convicted him on 29 counts, including kidnapping and sexual assault. He was sentenced to life in prison, and he won't even be eligible for parole until he has served 36 years.
She has had multiple surgeries and still lives with the damage to her face. She stepped away from the industry, and today she tells the story herself on podcasts.
She survived because he decided to go get a knife instead of finishing what he started.
Should a man who did this ever walk free again, or is 36 years before parole still too easy?
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Ferrari-teambaas woest op coureurs na missen zege: 'Respectloos naar het merk' ift.tt/wzblFED
Tuurlijk is het historisch, the goat, algehele gekte, alle geld in de wereld, mooie autos als @LewisHamilton straks wereldkampioen wordt voor @Ferrari maar als hij gewoon was gebleven...
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Billy Corgan Says His Wife's Youth Was an 'Advantage' Because Women His Age Were 'Broken' Details: buff.ly/OtCUYMs
ALT Billy Corgan Says His Wife's Youth Was an 'Advantage' Because Women His Age Were 'Broken'
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A few weeks after breast surgery, she was walking through a shopping center in Miami when a car stopped next to her. The window rolled down, someone told her she was gorgeous and handed her a card, and asked if she wanted to model. She went home, googled the company, and found out it made porn.
Mia Khalifa was born in Lebanon and moved to the US when she was about 10. Two weeks after she started school, 9/11 happened, and her classmates started calling her “the terrorist.” In college her weight dropped to 98 pounds. She says she grew up never feeling pretty and craved male attention.
Two weeks later she called back. She thought it would be her dirty little secret. She had 400 friends on Facebook, so who would ever find out?
In late 2014 she shot a scene wearing a hijab. Within three days her Instagram went from 400 followers to 200,000. ISIS sent her a photoshopped picture of her head on a beheaded body. She joked about it online. A week later someone posted a Google Maps image of her apartment, and she lived in a hotel for two weeks.
In the video below she tells both stories herself, the card from the car and the night she realized they knew where she lived.
In the same interview she says she still hates leaving the house. When fans ask for a photo and thank her for her “work,” it makes her feel dirty.
She also admits she kept the link in her bio after she quit, because she needed the money. Asked what she’d tell young girls, her first answer is “Don’t do porn. Don’t ever do porn.”
Three years later she was back, selling adult content to subscribers.
So was she a victim of her own fame, or did she learn to sell it better than anyone?
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Celina Powell calls Terry Rozier the biggest trick in the NBA. He’s been flying me out to all his games and buying courtside tickets. I hit the jackpot with him. I don’t even let him smash he just wants to suck my toes 😬
“He’s taking me shopping next week”
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According to Pornhub, Lisa Ann was the most searched adult actress on the site when she retired. Ten months later, she hosted two fantasy football shows on Sirius XM.
She explains how she kept the money: "The only time you get residuals in our business is if you own the content. I own about 80% of my library."
She says she paid for her own movies. "I would invest anywhere from 25 to $30,000 per movie, which was four scenes." A distributor sold them for her.
The lesson came at a trade show. She says a company owner had reused one of her movies in compilations and changed her outfit color on the covers. She told him it was like they barely paid her. His answer: "We're allowed to do that."
So she changed the deal. She says she took a lower rate in exchange for her internet rights. When companies folded, she says, "I bought back my scenes and my paperwork."
Then she left. "It's hard to walk away from 99.9% of your income," she says. "I did save."
In 2015, Fox Sports found her in a condo in Los Angeles, with a second apartment in Manhattan. On the wall hung a signed Michael Jordan jersey. In her divorce, she says, her husband claimed it. "He didn't say which Jordan jersey, so I bought him a cheap replica and kept the signed one."
Her new job was two weekly fantasy shows on Sirius XM, in a sport she barely knew. A caller asked: "What makes you think you know anything about this?"
She won the network's fantasy football league the year before the article.
So which was the bigger move: owning 80% of her library, or leaving before the business left her?