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I hate a busy ass plug mahn. Ni bangi utauza ama ni familia utaanzisha? Like pick a struggle. Tf.
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Mother hens >>>>>>>> Someone who takes it upon herself to take care of her friends no matter how annoying and belligerent they get. It's so hot and they're the perfect example of being kind vs being nice.
Going out with your girl and her friends and realising you bagged the group's mother hen <<<
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The Qur'an being read audibly as unintelligible noise by most Muslims who don't understand Arabic is like the worst fate that can happen to a message
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chrisdroid retweeted
Crazy how easily some videos pop off when they’re pandering to insecure people
thanks youtube recommendations
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chrisdroid retweeted
Ambieni watu wafanye vitu wako passionate about akiz. There’s not guidebook to life. Huku tech unaweza nyoroshwa na life but you still wake and write code because money found you there and it’ll find you again.
Mtu akakua torn between pursuing a Degree on Education vs a Degree on Data Analysis unaweza madvice achukue gani ?
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chrisdroid retweeted
Baddies husema hivi alafu unampata na dalas
People who enjoy drinking John Barr hunishangaza sana. Hiyo si ni antiseptic?
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chrisdroid retweeted
but do you miss the the word of God vibrating through your spirit, good brother?
I miss nutting in a woman & making her feel it pulsating inside her πŸ˜”
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Nairobi governor is a race of the least evil. Karauri with zero development record Gakuya with empty brain but full hanging stomach Babu, the goon master Madimples, the incumbent inccubus None inspire confidence.
Ronald Karauri is set to vie for the Nairobi gubernatorial seat on a UDA ticket in the 2027 General Election. Imagine a CEO as a Governor...
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chrisdroid retweeted
And now they will sack him before he even meets Arteta this season.
Only Carrick can stop Arteta next season
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My data career lore is how learning in public got me my first corporate role🀭
Big advocate of learning in public. You will learn something new from others, Connect with people in the same field, Retain more knowledge by sharing what you have learnt, Possibly get opportunities from it. Document your journey now!!!!!
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I can already think of 3 😭 No wonder everybody hates us.
There is, but funnily enough, he's also an Arsenal player
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🚨 Manchester United expected to part ways with Michael Carrick. Work undertaken on successors. #MUFC insist no final decision made. Sir Jim Ratcliffe across. Mauricio Pochettino emerging as candidate in thoughts. w/ @David_Ornstein @AdamCrafton_ ⬇️ nytimes.com/athletic/7768165…
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All these crash outs and we haven't signed a superstar attacker yet. If we sign a superstar attacker(s) after going B2B most of these journalists are going to deactivate 😭
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They're coming up with stats never thought of before just to discredit our brilliance 😭 "Attack wins you games defense wins you titles" isn't that what you idiots used to say back in the day lol
Once Arsenal go 1-0 up, they attack less than any other title contender of the last 14 years. They create 1.11 non-penalty xG per 90, the lowest figure recorded by any Premier League champion or runner-up since 2012-13 🧡
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It's been 9 days since the game at ANFIELD. Don't you have better things to look forward to, in support of your team?
It’s because Hull have players like Oli McBurnie who would’ve been considered world class in 2022. If this Arsenal team played in 2022 title race they get 100 points and Tzolis wins the golden boot
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We’re almost in 2027 and certain fans still think selling odegaard would make us a better team
All elite clubs have had crossroads moments where they had to make a decision on a player in order to move forward and go to the next level e.g Mario Gomez-Mandzukic, Γ–zil out, Modric 4-3-3 with Bale, Zlatan-Diego Milito, Eto etc
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In September 2023, Bukayo Saka played his 87th consecutive Premier League game for Arsenal, a club record. Since then, the England winger has suffered nine separate injuries. He has made only 36 Premier League starts in the past 68 games, completing the full 90 minutes on only 19 of those occasions. Is workload the issue? πŸ“ @JordanC1107 πŸ”— nyti.ms/4j3nd30
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chrisdroid retweeted
Arsenal have made significant progress in their efforts to secure new contracts for Martin Odegaard, Jurrien Timber and Declan Rice, with all three agreements on course to be finalised before January, sources have confirmed to @TEAMtalk . teamtalk.com/arsenal/arteta-…
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Rivals think we're still in the era where we'll easily sell them out best players and start scrambling around for cheap scraps 😭
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Tunaishi uko 😭
Wenye hamna magari, huwa mnafika aje Limuru for this event? And if I decide to uber, will I get an uber back to Nairobi jioni?😹😹😭😭
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