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(she/her) could be greta thunberg's bestie • settler • ⚽️❤️ • camper & hiker • urbanophile • mostly misanthropic xennial pollo-pesca

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Joined January 2009
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"these edibles aint shit" me 45 minutes later:
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All the genders voted against you.
It is the official policy of the United States government that there are only two genders: male & female.
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c͟h͟r͟i͟s͟t͟e͟l͟l͟a͟r͟  retweeted
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c͟h͟r͟i͟s͟t͟e͟l͟l͟a͟r͟  retweeted
Nothing says "we heard the message and ignored it" quite like naming a white nationalist as chief of staff.
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c͟h͟r͟i͟s͟t͟e͟l͟l͟a͟r͟  retweeted
Donald Trump has pardoned over 70 people for committing fraud.
Friendly reminder to the fraudsters: At President Trump's directive, we're coming for you and bringing you to justice.
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c͟h͟r͟i͟s͟t͟e͟l͟l͟a͟r͟  retweeted
Who’s going to tell her that she used 2 pronouns in this tweet
For the record: we will NOT be putting pronouns in our bio or email signature.
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c͟h͟r͟i͟s͟t͟e͟l͟l͟a͟r͟  retweeted
If Texas actually goes blue… we are living in hell
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c͟h͟r͟i͟s͟t͟e͟l͟l͟a͟r͟  retweeted
Trump isn't embarrassed enough by Tuesday's results. We'll fix that.
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c͟h͟r͟i͟s͟t͟e͟l͟l͟a͟r͟  retweeted
Suck it, MAGA
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c͟h͟r͟i͟s͟t͟e͟l͟l͟a͟r͟  retweeted
Sure as shit did
This photo really did predict the fucking future.
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c͟h͟r͟i͟s͟t͟e͟l͟l͟a͟r͟  retweeted
I don't think that any of us voted for Stephen Miller.
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Russell Brand is 51 years old.
This is sadly true. Young men, be careful out there. You are a hunted species and most of you don't even know it. Stay safe.
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c͟h͟r͟i͟s͟t͟e͟l͟l͟a͟r͟  retweeted
HE’S BAAAAAAAACK 🍁 Phonzy is set to make his return to action for CANMNT this window, including in Toronto on November 16!
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One of Winnipeg's top 10 hidden gems: Menu item #1 at Spicy Noodle House 99 Osborne Street (I added a bit of raw bok choy because you know me)
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The "fuck your feelings" crowd is suddenly drowning in them.
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c͟h͟r͟i͟s͟t͟e͟l͟l͟a͟r͟  retweeted
Dejemos los muebles nuevos con el plástico por hoy para que el gato no los dañe. El gato:
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c͟h͟r͟i͟s͟t͟e͟l͟l͟a͟r͟  retweeted
Isn’t crazy how all of the sudden, we’re just… happier.
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c͟h͟r͟i͟s͟t͟e͟l͟l͟a͟r͟  retweeted
He’s being taken to the vet like some poor medieval prisoner 😭😂
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c͟h͟r͟i͟s͟t͟e͟l͟l͟a͟r͟  retweeted
“It’s their job to clean up”
what is a subtle sign someone isn't a good person?
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