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Abilene, TX
Joined March 2009
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I would display this precious moment in my living room if it were real. 
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It can't be overstated: a random, literal-who Indian company just utterly broke security across a swathe of technology. It's going to be the Wild West for a lot of stuff until it's fully patched. There will be things never patched.
Millions of IoT devices, Docker containers, forgotten Linux machines, unmaintained CLI tools, etc. are all going to be relentlessly hacked via safely signed malware for the next several years or maybe indefinitely. eMudhra hack might be the most important event of the year.
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I, for one, consider 4 a perfectly fine integer between 1 and 39402006196394479212279040100143613805079739270465446667946905279627659399113263569398956308152294913554433653942642
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Reporting back from the field to say, yes, two children 3 yrs and under are more difficult than one.
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Pastor of Muppets
🤖 Made with AI
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Scored this guy at a consignment sale half off. LOOK AT HIM! He needs a name. Hannibal too obvious. He looks kindly and distinguished. Something in the neighborhood of Alphonse or Harold.
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If you like Pokémon, perhaps I can introduce you to another turn-based RPG with switching out, deep stat analysis, field conditions, and a whole host of oddly named and shaped little guys to choose as your comfort character. That's right, it's Baseball.
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Peanut requesting the "train book with no eyes".
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Replying to @aeroG
I've avoided feeding him, etc, but at some point a cat just becomes your problem.
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This is my villain origin story
Whomever did this to the "Boxcar Children" book covers needs to be arrested.
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The number of retarded people who actually have power in the world is insane. There are people who have never been correct about anything in their whole lives but they have thriving careers because they just tell their boss what he expects to hear.
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In that 14 years you never once explained why we needed infinity H-1B immigration into this country. Now STEM is a loser degree track in college for US kids. Proud of that?
Replying to @dbongino
It was a good 14 year run. I wonder if you’d won any of the three elections you lost if you could’ve made it a full term without quitting. You were a complete non-entity during your brief time in DC, except for that time you panicked and locked up the innocent autistic kid.
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Time and time again I see a kid tell another kid "you have to share!" or asking them "how much longer until you are going to share?" This word "share" becomes a tool for one kid to use against another to pretend they are enforcing kindness, when really they just want to take what the other person has. You see, this child has learned that if they say the word "share" then all adults will be on their side and force the other kid to give up what they were playing with.
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The call me anytime crowd: always busy The mom who has started a small business and has kids of her own: yeah we can take him while you're at your doctor's appointment
where’s the “I’ll watch the kids anytime” crowd anytime I ask them to lol they’re always busy
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I found more Texas gas stations claiming they need technical workers from overseas...TO WORK AT THE GAS STATION @USDOL @DOLOIG
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Please do your civic duty and leave a comment in support of the proposed regulation USCIS-2026-0298-0001. This is the regulation that adds a six-figure fee to every single H-1B visa issuance. Are you an American technology professional? Talk about how this fee levels the playing field between American and foreign workers. Are you someone going through the consular fiancé and spousal visa process? Talk about how this proposal is projected to bring in 3 billion dollars annually to USCIS and 500 million dollars annually to the State Department, who plan to use the money to almost double the number of USCIS officers and add more staffing at the National Visa Center. Talk about how H-1B sponsors have a willingness and ability to pay that is unique among visa categories. Please leave your comment here: regulations.gov/document/USC… There are over 1,900 comments so far. Approximately 85% of the comments support the regulation proposal. If you want change to happen, please make sure to comment before the sob story template of the industry gets published and becomes copy-pasta.
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In many cases, it is immoral not to have tariffs. We as a nation have agreed that OSHA, Workers Comp, Food Safety etc are moral obligations that a producer must incur Then at a minimum, it is immoral to allow buyers to skirt this by buying foreign goods without incurring cost
Is this just your fancy way of saying that you think you can buy votes with tariffs even though they are dumb and immoral? Tariffs also raise the prices paid by American factories on parts they use to make American made products. Also, can’t help but notice you use “consumer” here to dehumanize the single mom trying to afford food for her kids or the dad trying to keep the roof over his family etc. You can give all the abstract philosophical lectures you want, but it’s clear you don’t actually care about anyone’s wellbeing.
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This “H1B” is promoting 15 states with no asset limits for food stamps, and how other “H1Bs” can apply without worrying about their bank assets. Such creative ways to stock their c-stores. Let America pay for it! 🙄 @TexasSpectator @CyberGreen09
They can’t even be trusted with free office snacks. Yet we’re importing them by the millions into high-trust societies that are already collapsing.
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The idea that illegal immigration is the root cause of every single quality of life issue that Americans regularly face and care about grew from Twitter and is now a regularly discussed thing. Never stop poasting.
Mike Lindell lost his primary in Minnesota last night This is a warning to Republicans politicians Amnesty for illegal aliens will end your careers
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