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Bridging the ivory tower and the deep state • Not that kind of doctor • Two-thirds Vol; one-third Moc • Politics, sports, mostly snark • [Insert usual caveat]

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Joined July 2011
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If you have to write three paragraphs to explain why a head to head result doesn’t matter, then you’ve already lost the plot. The mental gymnastics some people are willing to do for this…
For the "Tennessee should be ranked ahead of Alabama" crowd: Tennessee beat Kentucky by 28 ... in Knoxville. Alabama beat Kentucky by 28 ... in Lexington. Tennessee lost to South Carolina. Alabama beat South Carolina ... by 31 points. Tennessee beat Alabama ... in Knoxville ... the week after Alabama played Georgia. The week after Alabama played Georgia, Georgia lost to Auburn in Athens. AP ranked wins on the road: Alabama 3, Tennessee 0. Alabama's wins by 28, 33 and 18 points. CFP ranked road wins: Alabama 2, Tennessee 0. Alabama's wins by 28 and 18 points. Head-to-head should be the decider when all else is close to equal. In this case, right now, it's not. Any questions?
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This is an amazing quote from Lindsey Graham about when he realized how politics works. theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0…
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But then friends lose enrollment to professors who don’t care enough to deal — & sure, it’s a student’s loss if they don’t learn, but it’s still unfair to non-cheaters who then rank lower and don’t get honors, jobs, etc. Higher ups are going to have to set college-wide policies -
Friends don't let friends continue to give exams and papers that are not adapted to the current AI landscape (this is AFTER 27 bailed so the reality is even worse) PS Props to students 1, 22, and 31
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Friends don't let friends continue to give exams and papers that are not adapted to the current AI landscape (this is AFTER 27 bailed so the reality is even worse) PS Props to students 1, 22, and 31
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Chris Acuff retweeted
Pictured: The voters who will still remember that there was a shutdown in October 2025 by November 2026.
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This might be the greatest scene in television history
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Wow: The City of Clarksdale, Mississippi, got a court order yesterday directing a newspaper to delete an editorial criticizing city officials -- without a hearing. Here's the TRO issuing the prior restraint:
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Chiefs offensive line
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And outsourced federal contractor employment grew massively to compensate.
TIL: in the 1990s Clinton offered federal workers a $25,000 buyout, and ~150,000 took the deal. He cut federal government spending from 22% to 18% of the economy, the lowest level since 1966.
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Updating these numbers. Since 1976, two party vote for President: Democratic: 715,606,694 Republican: 712,585,440 Pretty nuts.
Replying to @steveschale
Since 1976, around 1.5 billion votes have been cast for President. Here are the totals for the two major parties: Democratic: 640,589,081 Republican: 635,282,690 Difference: 5,307,391 That’s a two party difference of about 0.3% That’s how tight America is today. 4/
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Tell me you don’t understand college sports without telling me you don’t understand college sports.
I thought conferences support each other. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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The Wire is a Christmas series
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WE ARE BACK BABY
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One problem the Speaker (and anyone else who is actually trying to govern) has is the president-elect has elevated the richest man in the world to an advisory role where he publicly spouts off the political positions of a stoned 10th grader, and it's partially driving the politics.
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Ohio State having to face Tennessee 😂
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Replying to @ThorningMichael
2 cont.) his resignation from the future 119th Congress? This is less clear. The language of his resignation was ambiguous, stating he did not "intend" to take the oath for the 119th. Ultimately, the House will have to contend with whether or not that constitutes resignation.
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🚨JOHN RANDOLPH THUNE is your new Senate Republican leader.
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Ron DeSantis has the chance to do the funniest thing ever
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