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Queimavam bruxas, mas de alguma forma ainda discutimos o que fazer com pedófilos
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Shopping isn’t exciting anymore. Everything is overpriced, terrible quality, & ugly.
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I have officially reached the age where a good night’s sleep is more exciting than a vacation.
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Both of you had sex, but somehow she's the cheap one. The mathematics of misogyny😆
If we have s£x on the first date, I’m not calling you again. I’ll consider you cheap.
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Dropped in a pothole and my dash cam started recording an emergency video.
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Não é normal você perder a virgindade com 13, 14 ou 15 anos. Parem de normalizar isso!
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We don't. Our kidneys automatically shut down during menstruation. That's literally why it's called a period. Because everything stops. Hope this helps! 🥰
How do women pee while they’re menstruating? I mean, they’re wearing a pad, right?
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Calories in patty is a myth. It’s actually a calorie free food. Coco bread too. Calories don’t count, and they especially don’t count if your coming from a doctors appointment. And in the event that you are, that’s the only time the orange juice doesn’t have calories either.
How much calories ina 1 patty
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I like to pay for convenience!
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Let me order my yellow frock now for Rise & Rum next year cause that ain’t missing me
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Me 10min after body shaming myself:
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I understand Melissa wasn’t in all rights but I can bet my money that lil girl ain’t going around her daughter again tho
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End of year fatigue is really kicking my ass…
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Remember in Power when Ghost fight with Tasha cause Angela died? That’s how Truvarnie move with Alicia once Crystal came back 😂😂😂😂
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this will sound mean but PLEASE get over things faster. You don’t want to waste your good years being angry, bitter, and sad.
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Me about to wear an outfit I have 1000 photos of or a tv commercial in...'put your shit on you ain't Oprah bitch'.
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Driving past it.
what’s the healthiest option at kfc
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Whatever a man says calmly, jokingly, in fact any way, shape or form, he totally means it. Put it at the back of your head and never forget. The decision you make after hearing those words is entirely your choice.
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The men are confused about how a zesty man get further than Josh. I’d rather kiss a possibly gay man in a nice outfit than kiss Josh in his loose Hanes for real for real.
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Say what you want about Christian but that man is beautiful #lovelinkcaribbean
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