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Joined February 2009
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Film critics hold a special role mediating the phantasmagorical world of the filmmaker and the everyday concerns of the common man: if I spend $10 on this film, will I regret it? They have to appreciate pie-in-the-sky artistry but relate their findings in practical terms.
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Nobody warns you about the most dangerous creature in America. It's not a bear. It's not a shark. It's a 150-pound woodland ninja with zero situational awareness and absolutely no fear of your truck. Picture it. You're driving home. Coffee in the cupholder. Radio on. Minding your own business like a good, law-abiding citizen. And out of nowhere… The deer enters the chat. Darting in front of trucks like he's got the right of way. Staring down the yard cam like he pays the mortgage. Leaping right past the family dog, who just stands there wondering what he did to deserve this. Folks, I've been doing this a long time, and I've learned one thing about deer: They have exactly two settings. Frozen solid. Or full send. There is no in between. There is no turn signal. There is no "after you, sir." If you've ever driven a back road at dusk, both hands on the wheel, eyes scanning the tree line like you're on a combat patrol… You already know. You don't relax until you're in the driveway. And even then, you check the yard. Watch this whole thing to the end. Every clip is somehow worse than the last. What's the craziest deer encounter you've ever had?
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you ever come across Sarah Paine before @Cuhsandra @MrTrackzoot ? she exploded across YouTube last year. lecturer at the Naval War College
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what's your knee-jerk reaction to seeing the first 30 seconds of this @Cuhsandra facebook.com/share/v/1PsvEuq…
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Texas governor-elect Gina Hinojosa, a Catholic whom Greg Abbott accused of supporting Sharia law, poses with the San Antonio Spurs nuns.
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Steve Kerr ended his media availability today, “What no questions on the election? I’m surprised.” “I'm disappointed because I was looking forward to that $5,000 check. … In fact, I was so excited about it that I spent it already.”
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CNN reporters literally gasp the moment they read a Truth Social post where Donald Trump calls Greg Abbott a RHINO, A Republican in Name Only, after he lost.  Abbott was one of Trump’s strongest allies.  BASH: “Loyalty is a one way street.”
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Former GOP Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene condemns Laura Loomer stoking conspiracies about ballot issues in Westchester County, NY: “The only people listening to Laura Loomer, unfortunately, is President Trump and just people that really don’t know how clueless this woman is.”
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Former U.S. ambassador to Canada: "We're going to have a new Congress. And as the former U.S. ambassador to Canada, I am calling on this new Congress to begin immediately a formal reconciliation process with Canada."
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Relevant tonight. Liz Cheney: “I say this to my Republican colleagues who are defending the indefensible. There will come a day when Donald Trump is gone, but your dishonor will remain.”
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Replying to @PeteHegseth
Pete. Your days as a cosplay cabinet member are short. Try to do good in what remains of your time. God may judge you slightly differently if you do. You are most certainly the first to go in the new Congressional order. Trump won’t save you, even if he could.
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Replying to @CurtisHouck
JD Vance also called Renee Good a domestic terrorist within 3 mins of her getting shot.
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Chris Christie UNLOADS on Vivek Ramswamy losing the Ohio governor’s race... “You not only have to question the judgement of a man who would take a woman — an elderly woman, out of the car she was living in out of the parking lot in a church in Pennsylvania with her cats and put her in front of a video camera, and make that a TV add in the gubernatorial race. We know what Vivek Ramswamy is, and voters have judged him as such. But here is the real problem going forward. J.D. Vance stood 100 percent with Vivek Ramaswamy. Not only as a person and a candidate, but he stood behind that advertisement. And Vivek Ramaswamy will be forgotten. He is going to be sent to the dustbin of history. But J.D. Vance is going to be remembered, I think, for this campaign, for more than anything else, David, that he stood by that ad, a man who wrote a book on Catholicism, stood behind that ad. It’s a disgrace.”
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Bill de Blasio : "I've been on many Fox programs. I respect this network, but I've got to tell you guys, you're missing the plot."
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oh I do relish what's coming next for the likes of Trump and Elon. This will be peak cinema! 🍿 🍿 🍿 justice porn
Democrats didn’t just win the Senate and Governor’s races in Texas. -We’re likely going to win ALL 17 of Texas’s statewide races. -We also won the Texas House. -We also won the Texas Senate. -We also won all 5 of the U.S. House seats they gerrymandered. This is a bloodbath.
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Touching: Darline Graham honors her brother, the late Lindsey Graham, by finishing on bottom
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Instagram is a wild place. 😂
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As young men, Sean Connery and Michael Caine were best friends. They would go out drinking and dancing together, chase girls together, and have a jolly good time whenever they did. Naturally, a lot people other men were quite jealous of the dashing pair. One instance, Caine, recalls, four men dared attack the future Bond star — he simply folded his coat, gave it to Caine for safekeeping and knocked all four of them to the ground in about ten seconds. In another instance, American mobster Johnny Stompanato was jealous of a young Sean Connery as he suspected his girlfriend Lana Turner was having an affair with the young Scottish actor. Stompanato stormed onto the set of the film the actor was working on and threatened him with a gun… Connery, not skipping a beat, disarmed Stompanato by quickly grabbing his wrist, breaking it. The mafioso fled the scene, humiliated… All these things happened before Sean Connery was even cast to play James Bond. He was just a struggling actor but he already had the air of a main character and the guts to put his money where his mouth was. That’s the sort of man he was, and the sort of man he remained throughout his life. An icon, through and through
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We have found the best angle of the LeWineSip
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Victor Wembanyama Casually Juggles Ball with Feet and Passes to the ref Aaron Smith, who Reciprocates WHAT THE HELL What a wholesome moment.
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