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Nobody warns you about the most dangerous creature in America.
It's not a bear.
It's not a shark.
It's a 150-pound woodland ninja with zero situational awareness and absolutely no fear of your truck.
Picture it.
You're driving home. Coffee in the cupholder. Radio on. Minding your own business like a good, law-abiding citizen.
And out of nowhere…
The deer enters the chat.
Darting in front of trucks like he's got the right of way.
Staring down the yard cam like he pays the mortgage.
Leaping right past the family dog, who just stands there wondering what he did to deserve this.
Folks, I've been doing this a long time, and I've learned one thing about deer:
They have exactly two settings.
Frozen solid.
Or full send.
There is no in between. There is no turn signal. There is no "after you, sir."
If you've ever driven a back road at dusk, both hands on the wheel, eyes scanning the tree line like you're on a combat patrol…
You already know.
You don't relax until you're in the driveway.
And even then, you check the yard.
Watch this whole thing to the end. Every clip is somehow worse than the last.
What's the craziest deer encounter you've ever had?
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Texas governor-elect Gina Hinojosa, a Catholic whom Greg Abbott accused of supporting Sharia law, poses with the San Antonio Spurs nuns.
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Steve Kerr ended his media availability today, “What no questions on the election? I’m surprised.”
“I'm disappointed because I was looking forward to that $5,000 check. … In fact, I was so excited about it that I spent it already.”
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CNN reporters literally gasp the moment they read a Truth Social post where Donald Trump calls Greg Abbott a RHINO, A Republican in Name Only, after he lost.
Abbott was one of Trump’s strongest allies.
BASH: “Loyalty is a one way street.”
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Former GOP Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene condemns Laura Loomer stoking conspiracies about ballot issues in Westchester County, NY: “The only people listening to Laura Loomer, unfortunately, is President Trump and just people that really don’t know how clueless this woman is.”
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Former U.S. ambassador to Canada: "We're going to have a new Congress. And as the former U.S. ambassador to Canada, I am calling on this new Congress to begin immediately a formal reconciliation process with Canada."
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Pete. Your days as a cosplay cabinet member are short. Try to do good in what remains of your time. God may judge you slightly differently if you do. You are most certainly the first to go in the new Congressional order. Trump won’t save you, even if he could.
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JD Vance also called Renee Good a domestic terrorist within 3 mins of her getting shot.
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#BREAKING: Navy admiral fired by Pete Hegseth flips Nancy Mace’s South Carolina seat #Midterms2026
thehill.com/homenews/campaig…
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Bill de Blasio : "I've been on many Fox programs. I respect this network, but I've got to tell you guys, you're missing the plot."
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As young men, Sean Connery and Michael Caine were best friends.
They would go out drinking and dancing together, chase girls together, and have a jolly good time whenever they did. Naturally, a lot people other men were quite jealous of the dashing pair. One instance, Caine, recalls, four men dared attack the future Bond star — he simply folded his coat, gave it to Caine for safekeeping and knocked all four of them to the ground in about ten seconds.
In another instance, American mobster Johnny Stompanato was jealous of a young Sean Connery as he suspected his girlfriend Lana Turner was having an affair with the young Scottish actor. Stompanato stormed onto the set of the film the actor was working on and threatened him with a gun… Connery, not skipping a beat, disarmed Stompanato by quickly grabbing his wrist, breaking it. The mafioso fled the scene, humiliated…
All these things happened before Sean Connery was even cast to play James Bond. He was just a struggling actor but he already had the air of a main character and the guts to put his money where his mouth was. That’s the sort of man he was, and the sort of man he remained throughout his life. An icon, through and through
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Victor Wembanyama Casually Juggles Ball with Feet and Passes to the ref Aaron Smith, who Reciprocates
WHAT THE HELL
What a wholesome moment.
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In 1964, a tuxedo cat named Bootsie Mitten was sent to the Harvard Club of New York because he just didn't fit in with suburban life in Connecticut.
At the club, he lounged in leather chairs and enjoyed crabmeat from the kitchen. Within his first 18 days, he caught 5 mice in the bar. Bootsie stayed there for 13 years.
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Two months before he became president, Harry Truman got in big trouble with his wife over this photo.
February 10, 1945. Truman was vice president. He stopped by the National Press Club canteen, where hundreds of servicemen were being entertained and sat down at the upright piano to play.
Actress Lauren Bacall was there too. She was 20 and had just hit it big in To Have and Have Not. Her press agent told her to climb on top of the piano. The photographers took it from there.
Truman looked like he was having a great time but Bess Truman certainly did not. She told him he should not play piano in public anymore.
Their grandson later admitted all the women in the family hated the photo.
Two months after it was taken, Truman was president. Bacall married Humphrey Bogart that spring.
The piano is still at the Press Club, in a room now called the Truman Lounge.
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I've heard a few stories from people who make it a point to trick-or-treat at Christopher Walken's house, because he doesn't decorate or dress up. What he does is take a single dining room chair, and sit in the middle of his driveway with a bowl of candy on his knee. And when people approach him, he takes out once single piece, hands it over, doesn't blink, and whispers weird things like "Watch out for the leaves. They're... slippery." lol
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#RIP Patrick Stewart of Star Trek and X Men ...
On 12-4-1997, after getting a @PressClubDC coffee mug, he was asked, "Just from a purely logical point of view, why is it that a Captain whose name is Jean-Luc Picard have a perfect English accent?"
Patrick Stewart answer here:
