For all @UKLabour’s obvious shortcomings, non-policies, fence-sitting and open-goal misses (brexit!!!) — this alone should be worth your vote.
BREAKING: Labour will appoint a Covid Corruption Commissioner to recover billions lost to waste and fraud.
As Chancellor, I will always treat taxpayers' money with respect.
theguardian.com/politics/202…
UPDATE: after awarding the no-bid £600b contract to a newly formed company with assets of a mini-digger and 3 shovels, owned by a Tory donor, due to an unexpected budget shortfall the plan has been scaled back to a bi-weekly ferry service using a second-hand tugboat.
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Cleay retweeted
"Having already deliverd 40 imaginary hospitals, 2 imaginary bridges, & 1 imaginary airport under my predecessors, I can announce at #CPC23 we r now cancelling an imaginary high speed rail extension so that we can fund 7 smaller imaginary rail lines & 76 imaginary road schemes"😀
Cleay retweeted
Rupert Murdoch wrote the following to his staff today:
“Elites have open contempt for those who are not members of their rarefied class. Most of the media is in cahoots with those elites, peddling political narratives rather than pursuing the truth.”
You couldn’t make it up.
This is a really misleading headline @BBC @BBCNews — it’s a delay on banning on NEW petrol car SALES. Nobody is taking away your petrol car. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-6…
Cleay retweeted
How the outside world sees us. An exclusive report from the Papua New Guinea Courier.
@Hostinger — I signed up for an account and paid, then got stuck on a loading screen. Refreshed and now can’t log in (“…details you entered are not correct…”). Not receiving reset password emails. Pretty poor onboarding. Any ideas to resolve?!
The best one yet!
#BrokenNews: 🇬🇧🇫🇷 Relations between the French and British are at BREAKING POINT... here's why ⬇️
Brexit fire sale:
BNP Paribas, one of France’s biggest banks, has advised its clients to move money out of the eurozone and into Britain by putting their money into British stocks, arguing that a cheap pound, an attractive combination of sectors and the better-than-expected performance of the British economy makes the country’s businesses attractive investments.
Cleay retweeted
Want to know why a country that has enough rain is so often short of water? Greed enabled by weak, ineffectual and complicit regulation. Yet another reason to be furious, I’m afraid, in today’s FT. ft.com/content/19caeb90-b5c9…
Cleay retweeted
🚨 BREAKING: “Shut up. Everything is fine” according to a statement made earlier by a group of billionaires.
👀 Watch this #BrokenNews update for more details:
If I were the child of connected Tory party parents with a summer job in the PM’s office, I’d have chosen “You gave everything out there”. Tragically, the author of this may have blown any chance of a peerage.
You left absolutely nothing out there @Lionesses.
It wasn't to be, but you've already secured your legacy as game changers.
We are all incredibly proud of you.
🦁🦁🦁