Code Blue Memes

will continue to monitor inshallah

now instead of raises, hospital administrators will be giving us shawarma parties

we’re about to create sexual reassignment surgeries you’ve never heard of done by doctors who’ve had student loans forgiven in amounts beyond your comprehension

we’re transgenderizing the propofol

morning huddle before med pass about to be like

not sure how i’m supposed to pray five times a day between fighting dementia patients and updating my white boards but trusting in Allah 🙏

my psych patient when i tell them they can’t leave the ER

every triage patient is getting their choice of a free sex change or abortion

instead of live-streaming public executions, we should livestream prior auths and peer-to-peers so americans can see who’s really doing the executions

My hospital had CPR manikin that looked like this and we all refused to do compressions on it because we thought it was possessed

My NPO patient watching me eat my lunch at the nurses station

When you’re having a good day and then your patient in room 4 puts on Trump TV

if my hospital starts streaming Trump TV in the patient rooms, i’m quitting

the last thing you see before they add protein to the normal saline

life is so fragile, you think someone is ok, and the next thing you know they’re becoming a CVICU nurse

how long until the hospital puts ai tracking chips in our work ID’s to make sure we’re only spending 2 minutes with each of our 40 patients

when someone tries to explain acid-base balance to me

you ever triage a patient so dumb you have to take a deep breath before responding to them

nurses over 30 after working a night shift

this is how I feel listening to every patient in triage