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Code Blue Memes
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Code Blue Memes
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Nov 4
morning huddle before med pass about to be like
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Nov 4
my psych patient when i tell them they can’t leave the ER
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Oct 9
My hospital had CPR manikin that looked like this and we all refused to do compressions on it because we thought it was possessed
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Oct 9
My NPO patient watching me eat my lunch at the nurses station
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Sep 21
if my hospital starts streaming Trump TV in the patient rooms, i’m quitting
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Sep 21
the last thing you see before they add protein to the normal saline
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Sep 16
when someone tries to explain acid-base balance to me
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Sep 16
nurses over 30 after working a night shift
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Sep 16
this is how I feel listening to every patient in triage
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Sep 10
peds needs a float nurse to cover a call off, who you sending
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