not a fish 😸 23/he πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ tech & cats!!! πŸ‰ cybersec cat lynx thing πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί priv: @morecodfish πŸ¦‹: https://xitter.cf/t.co/31usixNjR9 - pfp: @Sm0keyXxx b: @riffygriff

Nr London, England
Joined November 2012
Halloween YCH for @codfish246
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am umm
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tried hiding the screen but the apple employee asked β€œis that the gay little monkey” 😭😭
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new load-bearing internet comment just dropped
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her going β€œme when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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cooking up a concoction πŸ§™πŸ˜Έ 🎨: @/Sm0keyXxx
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Yeah, and if my nan had wheels she'd be a bike
🚨 NEW: Liz Truss claims Brits would be on Mars by 2040 if she hadn't been ousted as Prime Minister. [@politico]
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Why did they add a jumpscare to the post editor why is there a moving human hand telling me to promote my post
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Good Morning Everyone. Have a loaf
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it’s just the way i’m wired
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on the prowl >:3 πŸ§›πŸ˜Ό 🎨: @\Sm0keyXxx
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finally solved my storage problem
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doodle before I sleep
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Some storms are so beautiful pictures couldn't do them justice Incredible art with @GreenieBoi296 and @Stormy_soundfur, done by @AutumnVibin
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Productive day at the office
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UPDATE: The Student List just won in Serbia. Decisively. Despite interference, threats, and spyware attacks. I wonder if NSO Group just lost another customer?
🚨NEW INVESTIGATION: University of Belgrade Rector who resisted crackdown on students was hacked with zero-click Pegasus. Authorities raided his offices in March. Serbia's snap elections are 6 days away. There are more targets 1/ With @ShareConference citizenlab.ca/research/pegas…
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Lula just won, balsonaro lost! Viva Brazil! Viva Lula!!! The Trump-backed candidate lost!!! Va Lula!!! πŸ‡§πŸ‡·πŸ₯³πŸŽ‰
πŸ‡§πŸ‡· As this election campaign finally comes to an end, we can say with statistical certainty that FlΓ‘vio Bolsonaro (PL) will be elected the next president of the Federative Republic of Brazil tomorrow night. Bolsonaro now officially has a 100% chance of victory, compared to Lula's 0%. (globalelectionsimulator.com) will update its final projections within the coming hours. At this point, the only uncertainty our team has is the exact margin, not the outcome. The absolute range for FlΓ‘vio Bolsonaro is 50.5% to 56.2%, while Lula's is 43.8% to 49.5%. Our final projection update will go live in a moment on the website and here shortly after. A banner will note that the projection has updated, so you will know it is official. 🌐 Global Election Simulator Research Institute πŸ”— globalelectionsimulator.com
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i take u for a ride on a garbage truck
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