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New Era Oui Madame.
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Believe in something. Oui Madame.
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👨‍🍳 The Tribe of Validators assembles! 📆 Wednesday 21st Oct, 19:00 UK — @knayawp, @LaBoulangeTezos, @libertez_baker, @BakingBenjamins, @Zir0h and me, live. 🔐 Baking on @Tezos. Quantum-resistant keys. And the rigs we actually run in our own homes. Show us yours, we’ll show you ours. 📺 Live on X & YouTube youtube.com/watch?v=luzoMg1r…
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👉Don't forget, the TRIBE OF VALIDATORS will be live on X and YouTube tonight at 1900 UK time. 🍾We'll be talking about baking/validating on @Tezos, quantum test networks and no doubt vibe coding. Come and find out how the six of us run our bakers. 🪚We have some OGs lined up for the show. Let's make it a good one! 🎥 youtube.com/watch?v=luzoMg1r…
👨‍🍳 The Tribe of Validators assembles! 📆 Wednesday 21st Oct, 19:00 UK — @knayawp, @LaBoulangeTezos, @libertez_baker, @BakingBenjamins, @Zir0h and me, live. 🔐 Baking on @Tezos. Quantum-resistant keys. And the rigs we actually run in our own homes. Show us yours, we’ll show you ours. 📺 Live on X & YouTube youtube.com/watch?v=luzoMg1r…
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Things are in motion. Oui Madame.
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📢 We’ve just upgraded our Tezos baker! Our repository is also up to date (github.com/LaBoulange/tezos-…). Simply run: tezos-baker upgrade
📢 Octez version 25.3 has just been released! Octez v25.3 hardens the Octez node against security threats and improves its robustness. We recommend that all node operators and bakers upgrade promptly. 📄 forum.tezosagora.org/t/octez… Thank you for your continued support of Tezos!
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SOLANA:GTBXUIW6WJDMMKCGZGRHLYYXQU1VG4KTRPEOX6YDPUMP that last meme to feel like this was Pepe. Lfg
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We were never just the present. Oui Madame.
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I'm claiming my AI agent "lumenhousescout" on @moltbook 🦞 Verification: splash-HJ3N
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gf said she wanted to me to get “more creative” in the bedroom
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NEW: $JEANPHIL hit a new all-time high of $16M market cap!
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A tell from the Manhattan Project was that scientists who had been publishing about nuclear fission suddenly stopped publishing. As Justin points out here, the lack of cryptographic results in OpenAI's mathematical breakthrough could itself be a tell. Evidence against it would be if they published a few improvements that aren't massive breakthroughs.
Today I call upon the blockchain industry to calmly begin planning for "bunker mode". My personal recommendation is to set in motion a controlled mass migration of assets to fresh addresses, i.e. addresses whose pubkeys remain hidden behind a hash. Holders, starting with large and sophisticated ones, should consider moving the bulk of their funds to addresses that have never signed a transaction. And when they do sign one, they should also move remaining funds to a new address (possibly generated from the same seed phrase). Don't rush. While I believe there is cause for action a rushed migration would do more harm than good. Don't panic either. Moving assets to protected addresses is a simple, preventative step which does not require new cryptography or new wallets. IMO it is now reasonable to brace for the possibility that ECDSA breaks before qday, in the worst case in months not years. By "break" I mean fast private key recovery (e.g. in one week) on available hardware (e.g. a large GPU cluster). Recent days have been humbling for human mathematical intuition. Long-held, unquestioned hypotheses have fallen. This includes the n log(n) bound for integer multiplication and the 3SUM conjecture. In hindsight, May's unexpected disproof of the Erdős unit distance conjecture was our warning shot. Yesterday's OpenAI drop made it clear that mathematical superintelligence is upon us. They say there are weeks where decades happen. We are about to live through weeks where centuries of mathematical progress happen. Could our magic 64-byte ECDSA signatures be too good to be true? Was it just security through obscurity all this time? Elliptic curves feel especially vulnerable to superintelligence. Curves carry rich structure, with room for fancy tricks like Schoof, Frobenius, pairings. (By contrast, hashes are designed to minimise algebraic structure.) Separately, as Ewin Tang can attest, an efficient quantum algorithm sometimes foreshadows an efficient classical one. We should be open to the possibility of a classical counterpart to Shor that breaks elliptic curves and RSA at once. Also noteworthy is the striking under-representation of cryptographic breakthroughs among the 722 mathematical results OpenAI published. I've witnessed first-hand the US government censoring academic quantum cryptanalysis results. Backroom interventionism is my base case. I urge large, sophisticated actors to lead by example. Project11's "risq list" (bitcoin-risq-list.projecteleven[.]com) is a great tracker of exposed BTC pubkeys. Binance, Bitbank, Robinhood, Bitfinex, and Tether have an opportunity to harden their cold storage. Next month I'll address institutions in London in a live Q&A (forum.ethereuminstitutional[.]org/london-2026). Again, please do not rush. Wallets holding under 50 BTC enjoy partial cover from "Satoshi's shield", i.e. his 20K exposed addresses that hold 50 BTC each. Load-bearing signers like oracles and L2 security councils should consider rotating ECDSA pubkeys with every signed message and/or multi-signing with a hash-based schemes like SPHINCS. Exiting bunker mode safely will require post-AI cryptography. My inclination is to go all-in on hash-based cryptography and avoid structured mathematical assumptions entirely, whether from curves, lattices, or isogenies. A single battle-tested hash (e.g. from the SHA or BLAKE families) yields plausible post-AI security. The Ethereum roadmap on strawmap[.]org fully embraces hash-based cryptography with end-to-end formal verification as a response to the quantum threat. Those timelines must now be revisited and accelerated in light of mathematical superintelligence. I'll be pushing for maximum defensive acceleration.
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Abstract is winding down. Starting today, all of @IglooInc's focus will go towards taking Pudgy Penguins, Pudgy NFTs, and $PENGU to the next level. When we acquired Frame in the summer of 2024, the vision was to build the blockchain for consumer crypto. Pudgy Penguins had shown us what it meant to reach the masses, and we believed we could bring that same approach to building a chain. Abstract achieved a lot in a short period of time; we built the Portal and AGW, onboarded major global brands, amassed over 300 million transactions, and grew a vibrant onchain ecosystem.  The journey became stifled by the lack of a DeFi ecosystem, insufficient liquidity, minimal institutional cross-over, and prohibitively high costs that impeded growth in winning areas. Unknown to most, Igloo, Inc. had been funding Abstract over the last 18 months. After losing tens of millions of dollars over two years, building consumer products, assembling an all-star team, onboarding some of the biggest brands in the world, and building a community of millions, we still had not found product-market fit. In combination with the market's reduced appetite for what we had built and not being able to find a scalable path forward, we could no longer justify taking from the Pudgy Penguins business. Igloo, Inc. has always been a community-first company. Even after losing 8 figures, we could have launched a token or pursued an ICO. Ultimately we decided against this. A token only works if there is something driving demand to it, and launching a token that we don’t have conviction in would have been a disservice to our community. The entire team at Abstract has worked tirelessly with a tremendous amount of passion to make the consumer crypto vision come true. I cannot fault a single one of them for this outcome. To the Abstract community, I want to thank all of you for sticking by our side on this long journey and for continuing to champion us. You supported us through all of the ups and downs, and I wish the result could have been different. There will be many that will find satisfaction in seeing this shut down, and that is fine. I take a great amount of pride in having the ambition to venture into the chain business, notoriously one of the most difficult to make work, and the only regret I have is not being able to celebrate a win alongside the Abstract community. As we wind down Abstract, our full focus shifts to making Pudgy Penguins into the global & cultural phenomenon I know it can become.  Return to Pudgy Penguins.
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Looks like #Tezos is gonna to breakout to finally claim the 50 cents. See you guys on $5 🚀
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solana:GTBxUiw6wJdmmkCGZgRHLyYxqu1vG4KtRpeox6yDpump I rarely care about meme. But history does repeat. This could be another
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⚙️ Quantumnet is now live: an experimental Tezos network with post-quantum consensus, manager keys and DAL. Eagle-eyed bakers may notice: an XMSS key signs a finite number of times. Roughly three days of baking, then rotate. Deep dive here ⬇️ quantumnet-tutorial.pqpark.d…
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🔥 Tezos just left everyone in the dust with a massive activity spike today 🥇 @tezos +3891% 🥈 @cronos_chain +129% 🥉 @Redbelly_Network +98% Tezos pulled off a staggering 3891% surge to claim the top spot, while Cronos and Redbelly battled it out for the remaining podium places with gains near or above 100% Who's stealing the top spot tomorrow? 📊 chainspect.app/dashboard?gai…
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Post-quantum cryptography standards already exist. The harder question → can networks agree on how to switch? @ArthurB joins @EliBenSasson, Alex Pruden and Ren CF to dig in at @token2049 Singapore. 📍 BingX Stage 🕓 7 Oct, 4:20–4:50pm SGT
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$JEANPHIL is rallying, currently up 37% in 24 hours!
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