The Sensitive Warrior

MILK: Man I Love the Knicks

For a second I thought @thepeacepoet99 was doing racist halloween

(Points at your creampied pussy) You gonna eat that?

Bruh this shit is nothing like Fortnite

“Elite ball knowledge” is just millennial epic references for zoomers

The Ironic Chud is the zoomer version of the millennial Quirk Chungus

I like that “I’m gonna stick my foot up your ass” is just the adult version of “I’m gonna kick your butt”

The Penguin of Doom

I would vote for a terrorist that blows up the senate tho

Make-A-Wish asked me what I wanted and I said I wanna be 350 lbs

Casual Friday in my “I Hate My Co-Workers And I Hate This Job” tee

Dude, you’re the man! Let’s go over what you just totally crushed. ✅ Zipped down your fly. Interlocking metal can hurt like hell, but you risked it and came out on top ✅ Let your urine flow like a pro. No stalls and no stops Now let’s give it some shakes and get you moving

Pray piggies be like my lord deserves all my praise #faithdom

Me, I’ll have the Steak Freaks

He’s walking (eco-friendly) to his email job (in-office, before covid)

You know they had GTA 6 in the library of Alexandria

Dear Santa, I would like to be 300 lbs for Christmas

Marry, Fuck, Kill: Pancakes, Waffles, French Toast