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🌻 y'all want him? 100% YES

Joined October 2012
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All men are shit .... PERIOD
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Y’all, this is crazy…
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Me, @VassaIs_, @coldtofu, @MadamClinton, @LexiForSenate, & @notjaime1 on the way to the polls to reject Joe Biden
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The fact that he took the screenshot before he replied “I’m down”
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Jeans fitting a little too tight today
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Dick print visible... this is a nightmare
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Why do private accounts keep RT’ing and replying to me.... STOP
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matt retweeted
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Tell us what move you would use for a chance to win a trip to a @WWE event in Tampa and get this cocktail recipe. Use #KrakenTakedown #sweepstakes & tag @krakenrum to enter. No Purch. Nec. Ends 12/13/19. 21+, 48 contiguous US/DC only, Rules: pl.fyi/ktd
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GFriend do be slaying doe! xitter.gq/taetwist/status/116400…
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WE WANT THE DISCO ALBUM
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Wanna go to the gym but it’s pouring outside and I don’t feel like driving in the rain 😔
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19 year old white twink Tapping me at 10:30 in the morning..... xitter.gq/jackieaina/status/1146…
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