Comedy Defensive Driving Do we laugh a lot? You bet we do!! But if there's one thing we take seriously, it's our message!
Dallas TX
Joined March 2009
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FYI if you have to take a online driver improvement course use "Comedy Defensive Driving" this shit is hilarious but keeps you entertained
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As we continue #DistractedDrivingMonth, don't forget phones aren't the only distraction. As it happens, today is #NationalGrilledCheeseSandwichDay and while sandwiches may seem like an easy, on-the-go lunch while driving, any eating and drinking is a distraction. #JustDrive
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George Carlin had an innate understanding of comedy. He also ran that train station like a mutha.
Wow, this is from 1990. And I thought us “sensitive” folk didn’t understand the unfunny punching down jokes from these “comedians”. Interesting xitter.gq/zei_nabq/status/117748…
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Check out our sister company @comedydriving to get your driving game right
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“If making fun of fat people made them lose weight, there’d be no fat kids in schools.” — @JKCorden responds to @billmaher's call for the return of fat shaming.
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We want to help some #teachers #clearthelists! Follow us and share your list with us, and we'll select a few teachers to support today and tomorrow! RT to share the 🧡 #support_a_teacher #support_a_teach #ITeachMath #ElemChat #MSChat #HSChat
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#DidYouKnow: DriveSafety has simulators designed specifically for driving research projects.
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Safe driving tips for summer, via @MADDOnline. #100deadliestdays #roadsafety
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July 4th is next week and millions will be celebrating with fireworks. But safety experts are reminding people how dangerous they can be
The @USCPSC used mannequins to recreate eight different accidents that can occur involving fireworks cbsn.ws/2RBfZ8f
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"rule number one, we don't talk about ‘Surge Club'" wjla.com/features/7-on-your-…
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Yeah yeah yeah... I know you're the exception to the rule & you're cool & you would NEVER cause an accident texting & driving, but humor the rest of us less popular people by refraining...U know..just so U don't accidentally kill another Cool person. 😎
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The #CaliforniaStop at its finest.
Nobody stops at this sign and I just knew this car was gonna provide me with fodder for the masses. #SoCalBadDrivers #NobodyStops
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One of the memories I constantly try to repress is when I did comedy defensive driving and my instructor came in like ten minutes late and said “sorry for the delay. Finalized my divorce today.” and I thought it was his first joke so I laughed. I was the only one who did.
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This shouldn't be you; especially when you can simply dial *931*11# to get Third Party Motor #Insurance in less than five minutes!
#SUNU #autoinsurance #weekend #tgif #justforfun #drivinghumor #lagostraffic
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#RegisterAndVote today is the last day in several states to register and be able to vote in the November election.
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A new virtual reality film, designed to provide vulnerable road users with a better understanding of what HGV drivers can and cannot see, has been launched by the Met Police and TfL.
👉bit.ly/2BBI3Ea
#RSGB
