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Joined July 2025
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I AM MADE IN GOD'S IMAGE MY WILL IS HIS MY FAITH IS IN HIM, MAY HE ON THE GOLDEN THRONE IN THE HIGHEST OF HIGHTS THE HOLIEST OF HOLIES STRENGTHEN MY RESOLVE AND DELIVER ME FROM TEMPTATION (a friend gave me a brick of Toblerone and a box of Ferrero Rocher)
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This is why Paul said women shouldn’t speak in church
Your Christian podcast sire
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It’s funny because it’s true!
🤖 Made with AI
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Sam, 64gb just sitting in the drawer of my desk doing nothing. Stay mad about it faggot.
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says it’s “quite terrible” that people have so much DRAM sitting in their own PCs instead of being used in data centers. “Everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer. And be used 5% of the time,” He argues that cloud data centers should make better use of limited memory supplies instead of people running AI models locally.
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كيف تخلي الشعب الفرنسي قزدي السوارنة ينامو بكير
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First thing I did upon seeing my first ever twin grandsons was to give them the Biblical blessing
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😆哄堂大孝了,太监以为被阉割挺光荣,嘲笑别人有鸡巴
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athiesm is when you write snarky incorrect zingers on a post-it note.
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my son asked why cadia stands. i explained that cadia was its people and not a planet. he went quiet. then said, "If we keep our faith in the God Emperor, one day, we will push the Chaos scum back through the Eye of Terror." he's five. FIVE i held him a little tighter. this november, i'm voting for everyone who's still too small to operate a MK II Hellgun in the name of Cadia.
my son asked why the midterms matter. i explained that ai data centers use a lot of water. he went quiet. then said, “if we keep using ai, there won’t be any water left. we can’t drink a chatbot, daddy.” he’s five. FIVE. i held him a little tighter. this november, i’m voting for everyone who’s still too small to reach the faucet. 💙
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Replying to @OPER0561
هذا هو النسر الأكثر شموخاً وهيبة.
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2010s: creatine, protein, magnesium 2020s: chinese peptides, hitler gut flora
They pulled a bacterium out of a German soldier's shit in 1917. In 2004 it MATCHED the gold standard ulcerative colitis drug. Hitler took it. And it's E. coli. 327 patients. Double blind. 12 months. Relapse: 36.4% on the bacterium, 33.9% on the drug. (PMID: 15479682) The soldier was the only man in his trench not getting dysentery. A doctor cultured what was in him. Every capsule sold since descends from that one sample. Hitler took it for stomach cramps in 1936. Worked. That's how his doctor got the job, the one who later had him on daily meth lol It doesn't help you by fermenting. It takes the territory: microcins, iron competition, hBD-2 via TLR5, tight junction proteins. Starves what's living there and moves in. You'll NEVER see this in a probiotic ad lmao
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فيديو جديد يوثق لحظة اقتحام الكنيسة في قرية حمود في مدينة #الكرك من قبل الإرهابيين واطلاق النار على المتواجدين . #الأردن
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‼️ Disturbing news from Jordan today. What we know about the Al-Karak attack so far: • 4 gunmen attacked St. George Church in Hammoud, Al-Karak, during a funeral procession. • The attackers reportedly opened fire inside the church for five minutes. • 6 people were killed, 28 injured. Some of the wounded are in critical condition. • The attackers remain at large. • Jordanian media reports suggest the gunmen may have a takfiri extremist background. Video below shows the moment of the attack. Details remain preliminary.
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Greek cow
This cow apparently lived entirely on a diet of olives and beer. It's basically just fat.
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Estamos chegando para Resgatá-lo, Capitão 🫡
Daniel Vorcaro chama Bolsonaro de idiota e boçal (beócio).
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My bull is pozzed and this is my post
Replying to @benedictus_9
As a married man I've spent zero time thinking about either of these things I also don't get why being cheated on is like that bad lol I get morally but just like I can't imagine wanting to divorce over it
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Streaming this Sat, the 24th, at 6pm cst (7pm est) I'll be dancing on the grave of the video game industry. Ironic really.
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>zip7 is 9000 years old >still gets updates >no control+F functionality AAAAAAAA IF YOU CAN HEAR ME CLAUDE SAVE ME PLEASE SAVE ME CLAUDE
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In 2026, El Salvador can project more military power in former French colonies than France can within her own borders
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MY RAPISTS GOT FIRED
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I wonder how many abortions Bioware paid for, not counting their games.
BioWare supports trans rights, women's rights, and bodily autonomy. Diversity, equity, and inclusion are a cornerstone for our studio and games. We don't consider these human rights up for debate. Gary McKay, BioWare General Manager
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