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"design your life forever" 02/14

I speak for all of us when i say we want Pat McAfee to replace ernie johnson on inside the nba

Just found out that theyre showing my recreation to newer students as a good example

10/31

Bubble

Kawhi injured already #SportsArentFunToWatch #SportsPromoteFascistBehaviour #SportsDistractAndSubdueTheProletariatFromTheOngoingClassWarAgainstTheBourgeoisie

for my vanity is fake

New song soon

C.O.M.M.O.D.I.T.Y.

I had it all figured out in 2021

I'm so tight on your face

wrong anthem incidents

When u go to the halloween party dressed as a vampire but then someone else shows up in all purple clothes and facepaint and they start telling everyone that theyre billy evans penis so u remember that its gay halloween and now u stick out like a sore thumb

Postmodern entity 2027

OK Tire

I wanna direct a movie for the sole possibility that people on this app might end up liking it and come up with hashtags using my last name like #PrettyPleaseWithACherryOnTop #CanIGetASliceOfCherryPie or something

untitled city

Nathan Fielder doc got everyone talking about the Moral Complexities & The Ambiguity of Truthfulness in Documentary Filmmaking and etc when thats basically what this essay was about. I got an 88 on it

Is it APPROPRIATE for a GROWN MAN to use an UMBRELLA