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@control_fiend20 Nov 2025

this is deep chinese ball knowledge how did you acquire this

@Dunetsk20 Nov 2025

Apparently this is the preferred brand of cigarette among party officials in China, starting with Mao himself 1.2mg net nicotine per cig, I’m told this is quite strong

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nuke Java.

@distributedkv6h

nuke PHP.

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every now and then, i find myself perusing through sam altman's blog archive and find something so relevant to what is going on in my life: blog.samaltman.com/what-i-wi…

What I Wish Someone Had Told Me

Optimism, obsession, self-belief, raw horsepower and personal connections are how things get started. Cohesive teams, the right combination of calmness and urgency, and unreasonable commitment are...

blog.samaltman.com

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no crying in the casino but the casino is a giant bowl of freshly cut onions

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You Can See Everyone’s Pores

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@control_fiendOct 22

and now some commentary from chief keef regarding the latest on the developing PHP security breaches

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@control_fiendOct 21

just a black coffee and some bullets for me

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@control_fiendOct 21

a bowl of spaghetti for dinner and ocean’s 12 on the #screen💆‍♂️💆‍♂️💆‍♂️

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@control_fiendOct 20

once the You Can See Everything mania begins to lull, we are back to Dunemaxxing

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@control_fiendOct 19

there is no slop only spaghetti code

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@control_fiendOct 19

i love asians !

@nathanfielder5 May 2016

Replying to @realDonaldTrump

.@realDonaldTrump Any day is a great day for pho soup. I love Asians!

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@control_fiendOct 19

wes anderson activism

For Our Futures

@foronionfuturesOct 19

HAPPENING NOW in downtown Chicago, outside the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, the historic center of onion futures trading

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@control_fiendOct 18

my reach may be down but my swag is up

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@control_fiendOct 18

this is how it was this is how it will be

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@control_fiendOct 17

mfs talmbout “you can just do things” and it’s insurance fraud

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@control_fiendOct 17

woke up and took all my supplements with a celsius and now my tummy making api calls

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@control_fiendOct 17

i feel like this on the inside highkey #range

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@control_fiendOct 16

who is the head of product @X nowadays when are we going to get the ability to mute an entire subcontinent

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@control_fiendOct 16

yes, this stock market you say is potentially going to crash ? on your dead homie’s grandma ?

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@control_fiendOct 15

chinese gamer fuel

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@control_fiendOct 14

me when i don’t get chinese food:

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