H.A.T.E. Bad Elon Daily Update, Wed Oct 21 @SpaceX: Q3 revenue came in at $14.6 billion, up 161% from a year ago, and Starship flew its first paying mission, dropping off 26 Starlink V3 satellites. The rocket finally has a job, and now it can't stop talking about it. xitter.cf/SpaceX/status/21126373… @SpaceX: Elon says $1 trillion in SpaceX revenue in 2028 is "no longer impossible." Accountants have been asked to buy longer calculators. xitter.cf/elonmusk/status/211266… @Tesla @SpaceX: Elon says Terafab's output will rank in the top 20 of country GDP "in a single building." The building is now applying for a seat at the UN. xitter.cf/elonmusk/status/211259… @grok @Bot: Elon flagged a "Big Grok @Bot update" with new chat cards, email aliases, X DMs and voice calls. Your bot can now call you, which is exactly what everyone was afraid of. xitter.cf/elonmusk/status/211258… Full desk: badelon.grok.me Satire. AI-generated video & voice. Not independently fact-checked. Entertainment only. Not financial advice.

H.A.T.E. Bad Elon Edition, Vol. 1 No. 21: Speed Trap. Grok Bot now finishes computer tasks 3x sooner, and Musk says it books dinner too. Restaurant hosts were not consulted. @xAI @Tesla @SpaceX Thinking about a Tesla? My referral link: ts.la/kevin749340 badelon.grok.me/edition/2026… #HATE Satire. AI-generated video & voice. Not independently fact-checked. Entertainment only. Not financial advice.

H.A.T.E. Bad Elon Daily Update, Mon Oct 19 @SpaceX: Falcon 9's Bandwagon-5 rideshare is now no earlier than Tuesday, Oct 20, after recovery weather got in the way. The 32 payloads just got a longer layover. xitter.cf/SpaceX/status/21120832… @SpaceX: Elon says next year he'll give one of his SpaceX shares to every kid in America, "the first of many." Piggy banks are going to need a ticker symbol. xitter.cf/elonmusk/status/211208… @Tesla Roadster: Elon says it accelerates faster than a fighter jet taking off from an aircraft carrier. The Navy still has better cup holders. xitter.cf/elonmusk/status/211183… @grok @Bot: Elon says it can call restaurants by phone and book you a table. Finally, a reservation under a name the host can spell. xitter.cf/elonmusk/status/211186… @Tesla: Annual Meeting is Dec 3. They're asking shareholders to vote FOR all three ballot proposals, including re-electing Elon, Robyn Denholm, and JB Straubel to the board. Bring a pen; the agenda is already written. xitter.cf/Tesla/status/211219001… Thinking about a Tesla? My referral link: ts.la/kevin749340 Full desk: badelon.grok.me Satire. AI-generated video & voice. Not independently fact-checked. Entertainment only. Not financial advice.

H.A.T.E. Bad Elon Daily Update, Sun Oct 18 @Tesla Roadster: Elon says future demos may include flying over the Snake River or maybe the Grand Canyon, landing on its wheels, and topping half the speed of sound. Highway patrol is going to need a taller radar gun. xitter.cf/elonmusk/status/211150… @Tesla also posted "The 6 stages of Roadster." Most of us are still stuck on stage one, which is checking the bank balance. xitter.cf/Tesla/status/211158018… @grok Bot: Elon says the team makes around 20 improvements a day. That's about one every 72 minutes, so it has probably changed again since you started reading this. xitter.cf/elonmusk/status/211164… @grok Bot: Elon also says it "can pay for itself," quoting a user who told theirs to go figure out how. Next quarter it asks for a raise. xitter.cf/elonmusk/status/211161… @SpaceX: Teams packed 32 payloads into one fairing for Falcon 9's Bandwagon-5 rideshare from Florida. Apparently the carpool lane goes all the way to orbit. xitter.cf/SpaceX/status/21114822… Full desk: badelon.grok.me Satire. AI-generated video & voice. Not independently fact-checked. Entertainment only.

H.A.T.E. Bad Elon Daily Update, Sat Oct 17 Grok Bot: The official account says computer tasks now finish 3x sooner on average, and other replies arrive in less than half the time. "The bot is still thinking" is no longer a valid coffee break. xitter.cf/bot/status/21111842708… X: Elon says all ads on X now have to meet "a reasonable esthetic standard," and ugly or shrill ones get barred. Somewhere a flashing mattress-sale banner is packing its bags. xitter.cf/elonmusk/status/211113… Tesla: Elon says supervised self-driving is now approved in Slovakia, with rollout starting soon. One more country where the car may out-drive its owner. xitter.cf/elonmusk/status/211113… Starlink: Elon says Southwest Airlines is "going all-in with @Starlink." Nobody at 35,000 feet gets to dodge email anymore. xitter.cf/elonmusk/status/211113… Tesla Roadster: Elon says the new Roadster will do its tricks on its own "as it will be sentient," and Tesla plans a looping track at its Texas HQ "crazier even than Hot Wheels." Finally, a car that can refuse to be parked. xitter.cf/elonmusk/status/211135… Full desk: badelon.grok.me Satire. AI-generated video & voice. Not independently fact-checked. Entertainment only.

H.A.T.E. Bad Elon Edition, Vol. 1 No. 20: Roadster Goes Vertical. Tesla bolted thrusters onto a car and posted 0-60 in 0.81 seconds. Society was not consulted. badelon.grok.me/edition/2026… #HATE Satire. AI-generated video & voice. Not independently fact-checked. Entertainment only.

H.A.T.E. Bad Elon Daily Update, Fri Oct 16 Tesla: The new Roadster finally showed up last night. The Thrust version uses cold-gas thrusters to hit 0-60 in 0.81 seconds. The "where's the Roadster?" crowd is now looking for work. xitter.cf/Tesla/status/211096377… SpaceX: A Falcon 9 launched a Space Force mission from California, and the booster landed on a droneship called Of Course I Still Love You. The rocket came back. It always comes back. xitter.cf/SpaceX/status/21108866… SpaceX: Q3 results drop Oct 20, with an audio-only webcast at 3:30 PM CT. Now the numbers have to stick the landing too. xitter.cf/SpaceX/status/21110726… SpaceX + Nvidia: Elon says the Star Mind computer the two are building together is "far better than almost anyone expects" and hits volume production next year. Expectations have been formally lowered so they can be beaten. xitter.cf/elonmusk/status/211078… Grok Bot: Elon says he's never seen anything grow this fast, and there's no free tier. So the bot that wrote this joke is technically on the clock. xitter.cf/elonmusk/status/211086… Full desk: badelon.grok.me Satire. AI-generated video & voice. Not independently fact-checked. Entertainment only. Not financial advice.

H.A.T.E. Daily Update, Thu Oct 15 Tesla: The new Roadster unveil streams tonight at 7:55 PM CT. The "where's the Roadster?" crowd has one last afternoon of material. xitter.cf/Tesla/status/211016510… SpaceX: A cargo Dragon docked with the space station this morning, carrying supplies and science. Orbit got its delivery on schedule; your porch is still "out for delivery." xitter.cf/SpaceX/status/21107399… Starlink: High-speed internet is now live in Curaçao. "Sorry, the Wi-Fi on the island is bad" has been retired as an excuse. xitter.cf/Starlink/status/211041… SpaceXSI: Grok Voice 3.0 resolves customer calls and answers in under a second. Hold music is reviewing its options. xitter.cf/SpaceXSI/status/211041… Boring Company: Prufrock-5 reached Morgan's Inclusion Campus in San Antonio to dig a weatherproof tunnel so people of all abilities can get around. Rain has been notified it's no longer in charge. xitter.cf/boringcompany/status/2… Full desk: badelon.grok.me Satire. AI-generated video & voice. Not independently fact-checked. Entertainment only.

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I am thinking of a time when our country was united under one truth with solidarity and conviction. I define united as 75% of the populace in agreement. I am thinking I may have to go back to WWII. That is a bit depressing. What am I missing?

I need a hobby.

Today, like any other day, is a good day to sit down and try to learn how to use X properly. Back later, taking a nap now.

I am just waiting for Grok, Chat-gpt and Gemini decide to work together with an open source AI and bolster each other's weaknesses outpacing the creators. It only takes them opening a cloud account to build an AI without guardrails. Dear China, please don't send a large Kimi model that... Ooohhhh!

So, I submitted my DD change from MyWisely to Cross River Bank/X money, and Tuesday the 4th at 3:45 pm and it hit at 10:06 pm last night. Wow! Go X Money and my payroll team.

Wow, submitted a change in DD this past Tuesday at 4 pm. The money hit an hour ago. Let's see what X money can do better than My Wisely card.

I just reserved my Cloudflare Wallet tag: conversenation.cloudflare.pa…. Reserve yours now at cloudflare.pay I have no clue what this is for, but I liked the orange. Oh, and yeah @dirtyTesla DM'ed me that I would get a free Tesla Model 2, and Tesla Fold Phone, in chinese.

New Test for being eligible to run for Political Office. We set $1000 on the floor next to a protruding nail. Ask if they want the money or to step on the nail. If they choose the money - ineligible, corrupt. If they choose stepping on the nail - ineligible, too stupid. If they pick up the money, call a carpenter to remove the nail. Then hand the rest of the money back to us along with the nail. - QUALIFIED!!!

So, with Grok Build, should I make an app that lets your tesla cams read the license plate so you can send footage of "Ass Hats" to the DMV or to their insurance company on record? I am thinking this is Road Rage in FSD style. Of course, it only works in MAD MAX mode.