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@convictedloner

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Joined July 2019
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"you look tired" bro i want to stop existing
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Probably the ugliest girl I’ve seen in my entire life slid me this instead of a tip at work. Kinda sucks that there’s a 90% chance I’m texting her bombed at 3 AM tonight but I’m in no condition to be turning down free hole as of late #dryspell #YouEitherHungryOrYouNot
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Andi Vaus@ozempinMar 10
niggas like me appear once every thousand years
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Darkskin niggas really used to get it, I remember holding up a black piece of construction paper and telling this nigga look this ya family picture, even the teacher was laughing
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jeffrey@JeffScapeFeb 5
Sorry I didn’t text back sooner I was outside playing
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It’s okay but why do the haters (& losers) want to follow me on twitter?? Get a life!
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courts will look a broke nigga in his eyes and tell him his bail $30 Million
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gon be watching a movie at the theater then a ad gonna play mid movie
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@netflix5 Dec 2025
Today, Netflix announced our acquisition of Warner Bros. Together, we’ll define the next century of storytelling, creating an extraordinary entertainment offering for audiences everywhere. about.netflix.com/en/news/ne…
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
In February 2026, Paramount offered a higher sum of money than Netflix offered to acquire Warner Bros, but Netflix refused to increase its offer. Because of this, Netflix will not acquire Warner Bros. reuters.com/legal/transact…
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump @YoungBasedGod_g
he give good gawk??
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4 US BY US 🦂 YOU DONT FEEL THIS MUCH CULTURE ANYWHERE ELSE, @4thrope HEELS HAVE EYES SEASON 1 is ALMOST COMPLETE & WHEN I SHOW YALL THE PRODUCTION, THE WORK, THE TALENT you’ll SEE WHY WERE ALREADY TOP 5 in the 🌎 We’ve did SXSW, PARIS FASHION WEEK, SIX FLAGS, PALMS casino just to Name a Few All in just the first year 🤲🏽 THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHOS BEEN SUPPORTING, GOD put me in POSTION for a REASON, aND THATS to SPREAD ART 🤘🏽 WERE THE REAL 4BIDDEN DOOR AND WE LOVE EVERYBODY, WE DONT COMPETE… WE PUSH CULTURE WHATS BETTER THAN 3ROPES?????? NEXT SHOWS WINSTON SALEM NC 11/28 🔥 4TH ROPE ART BASEL MIAMI TAKEOVER 12/4-12/7 🔥 & TOP OF THE YEAR SEASON 2 .. LOS ANGELES 🔥 DETAILS COMING SOON 🎥 @_corymorales
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Fiancé’s on her bachelorette party until Monday. House to myself. 52 degrees outside. Just made wings & fries. World Series tonight. College Football tomorrow. NFL on Sunday. Let’s have a weekend!
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Michael Jackson still at it from beyond the grave
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DMV niggas be having unreleased under armor pieces
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first thing a nigga dont do all of a sudden when he lying is put anything ong
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Look at his wife tho, she not on niggas boats she not in niggas sections, she not drinking other niggas liq, smoking with other niggas. And she be dressed, she not walking round in lingerie acting like it’s an outfit.
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@Raindropsmedia114 Oct 2025
LeBron James on his marriage with Savannah: “I don’t want to be alone, that’s for damn sure. If I have to fight, crawl, scratch, or bite to keep what’s mine, I’ll do it. I’m an only child from a single-parent household. The next time I’m alone, it’ll be when I’m gone.” 💍
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as a kid I thought laser pointers was cool af
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im like really scared of the ocean
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THE DUDLEYS JUST GAVE THE HARDYS THEIR BOOTS I'M IN TEARS RN 😭 #TNABoundForGlory
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Jeff Hardy with a Swanton off the ladder and through the tables! #TNABoundForGlory
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I remember when it was @cornski against twitter
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