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poop weighs in on the pee situation
ethan klein can fuck all the way off
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Everything is performative to chronic underachievers.
People that read books on the train are lowkey kinda performative 😭
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Me when I don’t agree but I also don’t have energy to explain:
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There's always a tweet
Gas prices are at crazy levels--fire Obama!
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This is an admittance of them fucking up EVERYTHING btw
Vance's midterms pitch: "Give us another chance. Give us another couple of years"
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I genuinely CANNOT engage with a person who has a hard time with understanding that multiple things can be true at the same time
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not guilty….. by reason of insanity……. and you think she’s walking away…?
This bitch STRANGLED her children and might walk away with a million dollars tell me all about male privilege please
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So sick of you all pretending to be stupid. No one is saying post partum is an excuse to murder your kids. Her post partum depression caused severe sleep deprivation and lead to her being prescribed a dozen different medications which then triggered psychosis. The defense is not claiming that PPD is a kill your kids free pass, they are presenting evidence that she was insane and thus not criminally responsible
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but you are not smart enough to homeschool your kids. There, I said it.
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i DO NOT like when people at work ask you what books you are reading for professional development. I am reading books to counteract the effects of being professionally developed. I am reading books that bring me back to being human.
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If you can't afford vet bills, you can't afford a pet. Stop adopting animals you can't care for. Love is not enough. Money is. Hard truth.
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I’m trying to normalise loudly saying “Ew they used AI, that shit looks nasty!” in public to shame lazy business owners
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having a good day as an adult is literally: ​ 1. getting paid. 2. ​eating something good. 3. ​being at home all day. 4. ​reading a good book. 5. ​sleeping.
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the most important step in getting healthy is figuring out the unique combination of weird shit you're going to mix into Greek yogurt for the rest of your life
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i could never be a gambler i just spent money on pastries that weren’t even that good and my chest started to hurt
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Scratching a bug bite is like evil masturbation
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Vaccines are so effective they created an entire generation of people who think the diseases they prevented weren’t a big deal.
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Let me be VERY clear for those of you in the back. If bringing down the largest child sex trafficking ring in our known history will "collapse the government as we know it," then the government as we know it needs to collapse.
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Don’t come for me, but I think food trucks need to find their way back to being cheaper than dine in restaurants.
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melanie has been shown praying on her knees, having a premonition dream and now being visited by an owl. she is clearly spiritually attuned. owls symbolize trusting your inner voice, wisdom, intuition, death and rebirths. i need her to let disingenuous go expeditiously.
This little cute moment between Melanie and the owl😂🤍
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