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Earned the right to an opinion & probably a medal. I'm dyslexic, so if my spelling bothers you then get over it, even I'm sick of it!

Joined February 2011
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Replying to @BBCNews
If the internet goes down we all go back to the 1990’s, so I personally am all for it.
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There is a ginger cat on my train
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Testing this crap internet
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What a cockwomble. If he had truly found faith he would have pleased guilty
Brand’s faith seemed genuine to me at the time when I was a guest at his private baptism. I have attended a few now. Even visiting in prisons with people who have committed terrible crimes. It's part of our calling as men and women of faith, to love and serve anyone. It is the sick that need healing. Judgement is for the courts and God… I wouldn’t want to ever discourage someone’s coming to faith. It is right that justice has now been served. I can’t imagine how hard this time has been for the victims, the heroes of the day.
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A proper ad showing you what they sell and the spirit of Christmas plus no Dawn French 🎉
The M&S Christmas Advert is here ❤️🔥🎅🎄☃️🎁
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It’s dreadful said no one ever
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Poor excuse Kid: where are my pjs Me: in the bottom of the case Kid: ffs Me: should have packed yourself Kid: I was dealing with a kidnapping & firearms Me: not my problem!
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Mahoosive bed
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Take your foot of the bloody break
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Mandy Cook retweeted
One night as a Part one and two (that means I’d passed the exam and a promotion board, but policing is farcical and you wait about a year to be posted to a Sergeants role) Acting Police Sergeant I came into work to be told it was just me running the two boroughs. I wasn’t that surprised it wasn’t a new thing to be honest with you. On this occasion though, as we came off parade there was also a declared firearms incident and the Guv’nor was running late. I had to wear three radios (when there’s a declared firearms incident, the borough channel is dedicated to that and the rest of the borough moves to a split channel) and manage two OI (outstanding incidents) lists whilst listening to the incident to see if Trojan (Met Armed Response) needed local units as well. I’m good at multi tasking, I’m good at assessing risk and making sensible decisions based on that risk, but that should have been impossible. You know why it wasn’t? As soon as a Met CC Controller heard me answer the Section Sergeant call signs for both Boroughs and the Guv’nors call sign, he called my landline. “Don’t worry mate you look after the troops and monitor the firearms channel, we’ll manage the new incidents coming in and triage them as best we can. Call me back when it calms down.” I worked with so many dispatchers and controllers who made my life so much less stressful, thank you all. 🫡 #ThinBlueLine 🚨
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Me: Did you put your tie in the suit bag Him: No it’s in my jacket pocket Me: is your jacket in the suit bag Him: Yes Me: 😶‍🌫️
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I feel like I’ve been in a car all day 🫪
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What's with all the bomb threats on planes? 👀 Today so far... Aer Lingus EI402 Dublin → Rome Ryanair Madrid → Sofia Ryanair Copenhagen → Sofia Ryanair Stansted → Sofia LOT Warsaw → Brussels Wizz Air Milan → Warsaw Finnair Helsinki → Rome Finnair Helsinki → Vienna Four flights into Prague Tuesday LOT LO286 Heathrow → Warsaw SAS Copenhagen → Warsaw Ryanair Manchester → Murcia Ryanair Lisbon → Rome Ryanair Dublin → Rome Wizz Air Bergamo → Sofia Ryanair Dublin → Sofia Monday Wizz Air London → Sofia Searches of the aircraft involved in the earlier incidents found no explosives. Checks are ongoing following today's threats.
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Hire car is a shit storm of tap tap tap not a button in sight. passenger unfriendly too 🤯
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Relaxin break day one. Car fucked Hire car not the one we booked and paid for and im still sat at home with wet hair! Having run out of fucks
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Dear car owners. Fancy a new car then don't bother. Buy something 10y old Never had so many problems with 'software' in all my years of driving. About to go away the car is refusing to lock. I want a car with dials & key locks If the computer says no you are royally fucked over
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Mandy Cook retweeted
Replying to @BettyBoochichi2
A better exercise for leaders - please reflect on how your behaviours and words impact people who are under huge, relentless pressure. Are you a helper or a contributory factor to your team's ill health?
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"The Festive Big Green Book Swap" is back! Let me know the kind of stuff you like reading. I'll match you up with someone with similar book tastes. I'll post you both a book I think you'll like. Also you get chocolate & tea! Just £15 DETAILS HERE! biggreenbookshop.com/index.p…
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