๐๏ธ Host of @ElevatdThoughts Podcast | ๐ Politics, History & Culture | ๐ง Skeptical Pragmatist | ๐งโ๐งโ๐ง Husband & Dad | โ๏ธ Elevator Expert by Trade
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Cooper Simmons ๐ retweeted
babe are you ok? itโs already q4 and youโve barely touched your โ2026 roadmapโ
Cooper Simmons ๐ retweeted
This whole Macklemore situation is so spiritually Palestinian.
Ed Sheeran became one of the biggest musicians in the world by writing good music, he built an audience, and people spend hundreds of dollars to come hear his music.
Macklemore gets invited onto that stage and decides to hijack Ed Sheeranโs concert for his political rally. Ed built the stage and brought the audience, and Macklemore decided he was entitled to commandeer it for his demented cause.
And when Ed Sheeran tells him this is a concert, not a political rally, and he doesnโt want to take sides, he becomes the villain.
This is Palestinianism. You build nothing. You bite the hand that feeds you. You leech onto things other people built and destroy them.
These parasites have hijacked every institution, every cultural event, everything other people built, and feel entitled to selfishly destroy it for their tribal clan politics.
Cooper Simmons ๐ retweeted
โYou support building more AI data centers across the country?!โ
Brother, Iโm building one in my basement.
Cooper Simmons ๐ retweeted
125,000 nodes with over 1M relationships to form my clientโs ontology (real estate agent full office)
Cooper Simmons ๐ retweeted
What do the songs Rich Men North of Richmond, Auslander Raus, and the latest "I Am Russian" have in common?
They use the SAME four chords as almost every pop song. It's more of a magic spell than music.
I like using their weapons against them but can we use different chords plz?
Cooper Simmons ๐ retweeted
I built a system for Reg D 506(c) fundraisers that instantly ranks every inbound lead and reports the A-tier prospects directly to the principalโs phones, along with a full dossier. My client is calling the best, prospective investor leads in less than two minutes after they fill the form.
We were also able to port the demographics of the best investor leads back into the Meta campaign, so we killed the ads that may have had low CPC (traditionally good!) but weโre not actually bringing in investors (not good!).
The ad agency did not know how to properly track ROAS for a Reg D - so I figured it out for them and it is fully automated. My client is not using the ad agency anymore. They arenโt needed.
Now, you can use it for your raises as well. Raiserunner.paperblueprint.cโฆ
Cooper Simmons ๐ retweeted
itโs in gemini, just create it in ai studio. oh, thatโs for your personal google one account. for workspace you need gemini business. no, not gemini advanced, thatโs ai pro now. unless you need ai ultra. oh agents? you do that in spark actually. no, not gemini api managed agents, thatโs different. for coding use jules. unless you mean the agentic ide, thatโs antigravity. no, thatโs the old antigravity, download the new one. actually gemini cli is being deprecated, use antigravity cli. no the flash model is smarter than the pro model. unless you need pro. if itโs video, use flow. no, flow uses veo. no, nano banana is images. actually thatโs in gemini now. unless youโre in search, then itโs ai mode. no, research is notebooklm. anyway itโs all very simple.
Cooper Simmons ๐ retweeted
Not her being more emotionally available in 5 seconds than my entire contact list.
Cooper Simmons ๐ retweeted
I built a zero-person AI newsletter business that did $2,000+ in revenue last month.
No team. No payroll. No freelancers.
Just 4 AI agents running the entire operation (and I spend less than 4 hours a week on it).
Here's how the system works:
โ A CEO agent sets the vision and orchestrates every hire
โ A Growth Engineer scrapes local news, Reddit, and event venues into a daily JSON database
โ A Content Director reads that database, curates the best events, and writes every Thursday newsletter in my voice
โ A Sales Director fields every ad lead, generates ad creative with nano banana, and closes deals over email
โ All orchestrated through Paperclip AI & powered by Claude Code
Spokane Pulse (my local newsletter) now has 6,662 subscribers and a 47.5% open rate, almost double the industry average.
Local newsletters are quietly printing money. Naptown Scoop does $320K/year. Wichita Life clears six figures. The model is wide open in almost every city, especially when building it in an AI-native way.
If you want the full blueprint and step-by-step walkthrough video, Like, RT, and comment "PULSE" (must be following so I can dm you)
I'll send you the exact Paperclip AI company export I use to run Spokane Pulse. You can clone it, swap in your city, and ship.
Cooper Simmons ๐ retweeted
Zero fatalities. Because the residents followed the plan. I have had a plan for seven years. Lot 9. Lot 22. The gate latch. The waterfront debris. There is a binder. There are sections. You do not have to wait for a catastrophe to comply. Have a compliant day.
Cooper Simmons ๐ retweeted
Never quit as a founder. Iโm begging you.
Itโs 0 for longer than youโll ever expect. No momentum. Soul-crushing doubts. Nobody seems to care. Even when it looks like itโs working, itโs not. You keep trying new things. You donโt lose hope.
Then it snaps to 100. You finally find the one thing that resonates. You wake up with more customers than you can handle. Everything is breaking. Momentum keeps building even when youโre not pushing. Something changed.
You didnโt get lucky, you just didnโt leave.