Writer of ads, screenplays and the occasional grocery list
Joined April 2009
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It's growing abundantly clear that @tacomac and I have very different opinions as to what "swimming" wings means.
Asking a writer to work in Excel is a little like asking an artist to paint something nice on scraps from a refrigerator box. #PITA
The 4 phases to a copywriter's career: who is Greg Feist, I know Greg Feist, get me Greg Feist, who is Greg Feist. Do you know Greg Feist?
One of my favorite things is getting passed up for jobs then seeing the craptastic results they got from the "better" guy.
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Larry Bird on whether current Olympic team could beat Dream Team: "They probably could. I haven't played in 20 years and we're all old now."
If you claim to be a cutting-edge ad agency, but pulling up your site on my phone gets only "Install Flash," you are wrong.
A site has 9 secs to load. If you put up a splash page or try to sell me something, I'll go elsewhere. #nopatienceforbadwebsites
The takeaway from the commercial isn't that bags fly free on Southwest. It's that Southwest's baggage handlers play with your bags.
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The takeaway from the commercial isn't that Oikos is the best yogurt in the world. It's that John Stamos is friends with a snooty bitch
If the ad industry is beyond repair, should we blow it up and start over? wp.me/s2d3Hv-124
I once had an AE tell me to cut copy. He helpfully highlighted words he felt unnecessary. All the verbs. #truthinadvertising