Master of None. Husband of one, father of two. CTO at Kickserv. Culture war conscientious objector. Also answers to Pipeline, especially when sweaty.

Joined April 2007
The good USC weekend continues. Nick Emmanwori is having himself a night.
116
Gowalla
What are your favorite apps and software that closed down back in the day but you loved and remember fondly
69
I thought something was wrong with my TV
There isn’t a field that looks worse than Texas’ on tv. Gray and gross. Prove me wrong.
1
86
Nobody’s happier about this win than me but can yall please act like you’ve been there. It’s Tennessee
1
3
245
Never a doubt about that kick. Good thing because I never like our chances in OT.
1
90
Jonathan Vaught retweeted
This would be a great time for Nyck Harbor to catch a pass
1
1
291
Sellers just improved his draft stock by like 2 rounds with that TD effort
2
146
This would be a great time for Nyck Harbor to catch a pass
1
1
291
Imagine if we hadn’t taken 2 quarters off.
Gamecocks at 10. 1st down after 2 minute timeout
47
Only thing we accomplished by pinning them inside the 5 was giving them a chance to run the clock out.
55
Paging @scottderrickson to the black phone please
This type of stuff is why Christian movies and music are terrible and almost never get mainstream attention The left gained control of Hollywood by putting their messages subtly into stories most people could relate to For example, I had to explain to my poor devout Christian brother that George Harrison was a Hindu and My Sweet Lord is not about Jesus, but it doesn't become obvious until the final part of the song But as a Christian, I can still relate to the feeling he's expressing in that song because Harrison was a great songwriter. Apart from the last verse, it is hard to tell which Lord he's talking about because good writing requires that kind of subtley Traditional Western horror has always been subtley pro Christian Think about what hurts vampires Crosses. Holy water. Churches. The reason they can't see their reflection is because they don't have souls. These are all essential staples in vampire lore. Bram Stoker was a Christian Who are the heroes in The Exorcist? The priests In fact, The Exorcist is about a priest struggling with his faith and he comes back to God after encountering true evil. Reagan's mom in the story starts out as an atheist, and she gets blindsided by the reality of spiritual warfare when she realizes secular doctors can't help her daughter. The author of the book and screenwriter of the film, William Peter Blatty, was also a Christian Ed and Lorraine Warren were devout Christians who wielded their faith to save countless people from demons The point of horror is to show how evil the world can be, and that good prevails if you're willing to fight for what's right and true Christian authors used to understand the importance of subtly in storytelling (Lord of the Rings being another fantastic example), and secularists in Hollywood learned from their craft But now thanks to people like Allie who have a proverbial stick up their butts, modern Christian authors are scared stiff of writing anything with more grit than Veggie Tales Until Christians are willing to write stories about people who cuss, people who cry, people who fornicate, people who scream and suffer and are damaged and make horrible decisions that put themselves in such a deep hole that only Jesus can pull them out, our stories will always be boring and unrelateable to the average person What's funny, though, is now Hollywood is making the same mistake by forcing woke nonsense into everything, which many Christian conservatives will correctly make fun of, but then they don't see the irony in that their own creative works have the same artistic problem
1
115
Seen at Chastain Park in ATL @F3Columbia @F3Atlanta
2
7
134
On a set of pull-up bars I should add
15
💯
If you don’t have a Tea Olive in your yard in South Carolina, you’re missing out. Not sure there is a better smell in nature, and my entire property wreaks of its sweetness from only 2 mature shrubs. To those with entire hedge rows of Tea Olives, your community service work is complete. Thank you.
1
55
Did we loan Florida our secondary or
1
2
143
Sellers forgot how to lower the shoulder.
1
51
Jonathan Vaught retweeted
Being told what it's like to own an EV by people who have never sat in one is a core part of being an EV owner
EVs ARE more work than gas cars. You have to think about charging, plan road trips and sometimes even call ahead to see if your destination has a charger. And I wouldn’t have it any other way. I especially love when people try to convince me how terrible EVs are.
11
12
1
614
33,059
Replying to @boston25
I quite literally have the receipts
416
879
96
22,951
857,034
Jonathan Vaught retweeted
I think I’ve struggled with this team because I’ve never seen anything like it. They’re clearly talented, and it’s more than underperforming. Success rates are great! But it’s hard to win when 17 different players have exactly one mental lapse on 17 different plays each game.
2
8
146
4,660
Last season when I said I’d literally trade the rest of the team for an O-line? I didn’t LITERALLY mean literally.
1
5
331