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>be Lula >get convicted of corruption >get sentenced to 12 years >get released by the STF on procedural errors >never actually acquitted lmao >beat Jair Bolsonaro in 2022 >Jair gets thrown into jail over an alleged coup attempt >Congress votes to cut his sentence >Lula vetoes it >four years later, face his son >during a debate, threaten to also lock him up if he loses the election >election day >former private lawyer, now STF judge, extends voting by 2 hours nationwide >request came from Lula's own coalition >win by 4 million votes in a runoff with no paper trail >next day, Moraes orders the losing candidate to surrender his passports >victory speech: "we're going to regulate social media" >"democracy" lmao >RIP Brazil
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JFC Women
I've just learnt, while the boys are reading Malfoid rn, the girls were reading fanfic about Draco graping a mindwiped Hermione in a Handmaid's Tale repopulation program and it was republished as a legally distinct dark romantasy called "Alchemised" that sold over a mil last year
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*Points to sign*
I've just learnt, while the boys are reading Malfoid rn, the girls were reading fanfic about Draco graping a mindwiped Hermione in a Handmaid's Tale repopulation program and it was republished as a legally distinct dark romantasy called "Alchemised" that sold over a mil last year
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… He seems pretty straight to be gay so I think he’ll be fine back home
This illegal alien is @60Minutes poster child for what it claims are wrongful deportations. I pulled his file. His claimed reason for fearing Mali was that he is “gay,” just in case you’re wondering how bad the immigration fraud problem is.
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Masako Nozawa la voz de Gokú, ha cumplido 90 años de edad. 🎉
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It sold somewhere north of 2 million copies. 190-200 million in revenue on a 300 million dollars budget. It's already lost 100 Million dollars, and that's BEFORE you take into consideration licensing fees.
Marvel’s Wolverine was the HIGHEST selling game of September… it sold more than onimusha, the blood of dawnwalker and control resonant. this is a classic example of reviews not meaning SHIT, gamespot, IGN and skillup SHAT on it and still sold INSANELY well not to forget it’s 4.5/5 rating on playstation store it’s safe to say Wolverine is a HUGE success
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I would never cheat on my husband. Not because I'm a good person. But because I love his natural smell and I'm obsessed with him. If I could live in his skin, I would just so I can be touching him all the time 24/7. And he would never cheat on me. Because he values his life.
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Dude.. thats cartmans wife
BREAKING! Tamara from the h3 Podcast is being rumored as the HOMEWRECKER in the Ethan and Hila Klein divorce
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a few months ago Ethan was looking up Anisa on his phone while playing poker 🤔🤔 WAIT A MINUTE ETHAN IAN NOOOOO
Ethan Klein CAUGHT zooming in on a picture of Anisa 😭😭 ???? taking a screenshot of her and saving it ?????? while in the middle of a poker tournament ???????? THIS FREAK IS MEDICALLY UNWELL 💀💀
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And then you quickly change the channel to HBO or Cinemax. The GGW commercials were basically pregaming
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The influencers of the left: Cheater, pedophile animal abuser, cuck and r@pist
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Broken clocks and all that but yeah
You know who is still around and also faithful to his wife?
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He finally made a funny joke and it was part of him cheating on his wife
Ethan Klein dressed his wife and his mistress up as thing 1 and thing 2
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On the one hand he went from fucking. horse face to weird al. On the other he was being pretty fucking brazen about it.
This nigga Ethan Klein dressed Hila and his side bitch as Thing 1 and Thing 2 lmaoo
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“No one mocked his death.”
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Byron: "Sir..." Trans person: "I'm not a sir. I'm a MA'AM." Another meme is born courtesy of Florida's next Governor. 🤣
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Shift Up: deu bônus em dinheiro e produtos premium da Apple pra todo mundo, agradeceu o time pelo sucesso do jogo e ainda anunciou sequência da nova IP. BioWare: ex-produtor stalkeava o LinkedIn dos candidatos, e se discordasse das opiniões políticas, recomendava não contratar. Selecionava por afinidade ideológica. Agora adivinha qual das duas foi fechada? E ainda tem gente que joga a culpa só na EA.
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what the fuck are you even allowed to do in that country
A 15 year old in the UK was arrested by police and had his devices seized after posting jokes about a local councillor on Facebook He posted an edited photo of the councillor with bunny ears, while the councillor says the posts were part of a wider pattern of online harassment
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A Planned Parenthood doctor tries to lecture Matt Walsh on child gender identity and insists even babies understand gender. Then he asked her about Santa Claus, and it was over. MICHELLE FORCIER: “There’s research and data that show that babies and infants understand differences in gender. Some children figure out their gender really early...” WALSH: “Have you ever met a 4-year-old who believes in Santa Claus?” FORCIER: “Mhm.” WALSH: “So, this is someone who believes that a fat man is traveling through the sky on a flying reindeer at lightning speed coming down his chimney with presents.” FORCIER: “Yeah.” WALSH: “Would you say that this is someone who maybe has a tenuous grasp on reality?” FORCIER: “They have an appropriate 4-year-old handle on the reality that’s very real for them.” WALSH: “Agreed. Agreed. But Santa Claus is real for them, but Santa Claus is not actually real.” FORCIER: “Yeah, well, and but Santa Claus does deliver their Christmas presents.” WALSH: “Well, yeah, but he’s not real, though.” FORCIER: “To that child, they are.” WALSH: “When I see a child who, you know, believes in Santa Claus, and then let’s say this is a boy and he says, ‘I’m a girl.’ This is someone who can’t distinguish between fantasy and reality, so how could you take that as a reality?” FORCIER: “I would say that as a pediatrician and as a parent, I would say how wonderful my 4-year-old and their imagination is.” Most 4-year-olds can’t even tie their shoes. We don’t let them cross the street alone, pick their bedtime, or choose what’s for dinner. But she thinks they’re mature enough to decide they’re “in the wrong body.” The most terrifying part about this lady is that she’s also an Assistant Dean of Admissions at Brown University. She’s not just affirming fantasy as reality in her own practice. She’s helping hand-pick the next generation of doctors — ones who think just like her.
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