Chris Driver

So the plot of the John Lewis 2026 advert is as follows. Grandmother opens door to her obnoxious, rude and badly behaved grandchildren who proceed to trash her house. Motivated to distract them in some way she searches out a cherished Christmas wooden toy from the attic. But that fails to impress the little shits either. So she resorts to buy the entire Christmas stock of her local John Lewis store to bedeck a room in her London W1 townhouse with wonderment costing £ thousands. Only then do the spoilt little brats show any emotional engagement. What message does this put out, eh?

I can’t get past imagining the Archdeacon in Rev … #TheArchers

Brussels sprouts on a pizza. Culinary genius or a crime against humanity? I genuinely want to know who would eat this.

I think they’re more of a domestic descent as both Snow Geese species have black primaries. It’s rare for them to be pure white and more so for the whole group to display the same unusual plumage

Good lord 😳

My current favorite series 🤣

So BBC Three, Scotland and R4 Extra are going. We are watching the death by a thousand cuts of a great British institution. From major sporting events, to national celebrations, the BBC has a unique ability to bring the country together. But, successive Governments have left our BBC in a state of managed decline. @LibDems are calling for a permanent charter to end this cyclical uncertainty hanging over the BBC’s future and protect it for generations to come. Once the BBC is gone, it is gone for good. It's time we made the choice to save it.

Russel Brand's going down, isn't he ?

What a ridiculous thing. Anna Foster on a gas platform. @bbcr4today #r4today