a san franciscan in chicago / advertising professional / definitely not a streamer / IG eeechuck

Chicago
Joined April 2008
Replying to @csix
Guardians, let's ride
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階段がほぼアヒル
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Everyone else in Amex Lounges is a low class reject. Not you, though. The $895 you paid made you more special.
I’m done with @AmericanExpress platinum card. It was worth $900 a year when you could get into lounges with it. There was some exclusivity. Now every low class reject gets in. An hour waitlist and then when you finally get in, it’s people on speakerphone, screaming, acting like it’s a Carnival cruise. Amex has been enshittified. I’ll save my 895 bucks a year.
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POLITCAL AD GAMBLING AD POLITICAL AD GAMBLING AD PLEASE USE AI WE'VE INVESTED TOO MUCH MONEY AD POLITICAL AD AI AD GAMBLING AD Jesus fucking CHRIST.
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仲間を助け出そうとしてるこれ可愛い
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Project Hail Mary is all written exactly like this. It is mortifying.
project hail mary is probably fine idk i haven’t seen/read it, but i read the author’s debut novel and it made me homicidally angry
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i love this picture lots, so I drew it 🧀
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Just watched Fjord and didn't realize exactly how incredibly Romanian Sebastian Stan is
🤖 Made with AI
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Give the copywriter a raise. Immediately. 👏🏽
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49ers owner Jed York is in attendance for today’s game against the Falcons. It will be his first game he’s attending since serving a 6-game suspension
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i can feel my brain allocating lifelong storage to this post and i’m not happy
I just found out the GPT in ChatGPT stands for Gomputer Pomputer Tomputer
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The cte is running rampid half the team thinks they are in England
By order of the Peaky Blinders
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Just an awful week for the Atlanta Falcons
NEW - Adolf Hitler's Alpine retreat, the Eagle's Nest, was completely destroyed after a potential arson attack last night in Bavaria's Berchtesgaden, Germany.
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Your average Milwaukee couple
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I’ll never get over this being the literal only video we have of the Burmese coup lol
how “I don’t care about politics” people look
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You will not taint the memory of this commercial by dubbing over Jose Gonzalez with this shit
تتذكرون يوم أسقطت سوني عام 2005 ، 250 الف كرة مطاطية ملونة في شوارع سان فرانسيسكو لترويج لشاشاتها 😂
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Went to EMP last year and can vouch
I have a completely unscientific theory about Michelin restaurants: 1 star: Fantastic. Great food, serious cooking, no nonsense. 2 stars: Often unbearable. Haute cuisine at its most self-conscious. 14 courses, tweezers, foam, and an elaborate philosophical explanation of a carrot. 3 stars: Somehow fantastic again. The absurdity becomes so extreme, the execution so extraordinary, that it transcends pretension and becomes art. The Michelin paradox: 1 is great, 2 is terrible, 3 is sublime.
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You look up the name of any French actress and you will find a movie with a one word title where she's naked the entire time
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Scientists model the exact dance moves men should use to attract women.  [🎥: LiveScience ]
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This is a delicacy in my country
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