a san franciscan in chicago / advertising professional / definitely not a streamer / IG eeechuck

Chicago
Joined April 2008
Cufflinks a bit over the top
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My oil painting of an Uncrustable and Nintendo Switch joy-con
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Average day in America
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capy chill
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dance
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雨宿りするカピバラ
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米ぇえええええーーーーーっ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
🤖 Made with AI
Be honest, what’s missing here?
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Federal agents encountered a large, triangular aircraft earlier this year that zoomed through the sky from a standstill while making no noise or giving off any exhaust, according to new documents released by the Pentagon. cbsn.ws/4yEk6mU
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Warm apple cider detected nearby
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Money doesn’t matter - rich people Looks don’t matter - attractive people We’ve had a really nice October - midwesterners
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階段がほぼアヒル
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Everyone else in Amex Lounges is a low class reject. Not you, though. The $895 you paid made you more special.
I’m done with @AmericanExpress platinum card. It was worth $900 a year when you could get into lounges with it. There was some exclusivity. Now every low class reject gets in. An hour waitlist and then when you finally get in, it’s people on speakerphone, screaming, acting like it’s a Carnival cruise. Amex has been enshittified. I’ll save my 895 bucks a year.
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POLITCAL AD GAMBLING AD POLITICAL AD GAMBLING AD PLEASE USE AI WE'VE INVESTED TOO MUCH MONEY AD POLITICAL AD AI AD GAMBLING AD Jesus fucking CHRIST.
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仲間を助け出そうとしてるこれ可愛い
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この画像は2024年2月に@watabieniが投稿した画像と同じです。 x.com/watabieni/stat…
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Project Hail Mary is all written exactly like this. It is mortifying.
project hail mary is probably fine idk i haven’t seen/read it, but i read the author’s debut novel and it made me homicidally angry
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i love this picture lots, so I drew it 🧀
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Give the copywriter a raise. Immediately. 👏🏽
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i can feel my brain allocating lifelong storage to this post and i’m not happy
I just found out the GPT in ChatGPT stands for Gomputer Pomputer Tomputer
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The cte is running rampid half the team thinks they are in England
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