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anon financial advisor at the local bar

prairie dog town, USA
Joined September 2021
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My gold fractal: markets crash, gold doesn't get phased but instead pumps. dotcom to GFC was a gold bull, then after GFC was another leg up. After time based correction we are here again. Ready for a market crash and another wave of gold up only. SPX below
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monero has the highest self custody rate in crypto no business is allowed to custody it for you
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I suspect he didn’t answer because he couldn’t tell the truth, which would’ve sounded something like this: “Because when I raised rates 25 bps last month, LT UST yields took off like a scalded cat and that surprised me and freaked me out, so now I don’t know quite what to do.”
Q: There's been essentially no progress toward the 2% inflation target. Why not raise rates today? KEVIN WARSH: It's a good question (Note how he never answers it!)
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THE 99% DON’T KNOW. THE 99% DON’T HAVE FINANCIAL INSURANCE. THE 99% ARE SCREWED.
🤖 Made with AI
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Banks are lining up to custody your crypto now. Good for adoption, but a bank holding your coins is still a bank. It can freeze, flag, or say no. The whole point was paying anyone, anywhere, without asking permission. Don't hand that back.
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Social engineers pretending to be Google Support keep calling me, so I took the opportunity to create this educational video showcasing their tactics.
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Good evening. There are three certainties in life: 1) Death 2) Taxes and 3) The relentless and endless debasement of fiat currency. Have a great night.
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I showed this to my German Shepherd, and he said, "Based Dog"
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Trump: I don't want to drive housing prices down. I want to drive housing prices up
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Monero's hashrate continues to reach unprecedented levels. More computing power than ever before is being dedicated to securing the network. No hype, no marketing, just miners committing real resources to the world's leading privacy coin. While most cryptocurrencies die after a couple of years, the fundamentals only continue to strengthen for XMR.
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😂 but true
Replying to @LeadingReport
Now is the time to be canning some internet
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Good evening. The market sometimes has a funny way of dismissing long-term conviction and reacting to short-term price action instead. If you believe that governments will swiftly and miraculously solve long-term debt and deficit issues, then by all means, sell the assets that protect you against the alternative. I personally do not believe they will solve any of it and that they will continue to paper over the problems with expanded liquidity and debt instead. And so, my conviction remains. Have a great night.
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Mining investors in 2027
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Deposit $10,000 in cash and your bank reports you. A new book says Gulf royals routed at least $2 billion to Trump's son-in-law through a bank in Azerbaijan. The only ones who noticed were Dutch spies inside his iPhone. KYC is for the little people. xitter.gq/HormuzReport/status/21…
BREAKING: Jared Kushner’s hacked iPhone revealed that Kushner promised MBS and MBZ he would push their agenda with Trump if they participated in a secret fund, with the two royals initially discussing over $10 billion before ultimately placing at least $2 billion into accounts for him, according to a Vanity Fair excerpt from Princes and Thieves. The revelation lands as Kushner remains deeply involved in Iran war diplomacy, while Tehran has separately accused him and Steve Witkoff of pocketing $9 billion through market manipulation.
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🚨 THE US GOVERNMENT IS USING MONERO $XMR !!!
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Rather than turning mercury into tiny amounts of gold at an absurd cost, maybe we should develop technology that turns politicians into people who can balance a fiscal budget.
Last month, we demonstrated high-rate alchemy: turning mercury into real, stable gold, beating CERN’s record by a factor of 10. Last week, we enriched isotopes in the world’s most powerful plasma centrifuge, beating the Soviet record that stood for 40 years. Now, we’re building a fusion reactor in San Francisco to achieve record power density.
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Underrated life advice: Have more hobbies & fewer opinions. Learn an instrument. Plant a garden. Build something with your hands. Cook. Paint. Run. The happiest people I know spend less time debating life and more time actually living it.
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Investors are concerned about a slowdown in AI capex as borrowing to finance the buildout becomes more expensive and scarce. Gold and gold miners are down too, but since AI capex is all that's keeping GDP positive, the impending recession is very bullish for gold and the miners.
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Funny timing on this “news” right at market cycle lows for gold, someone wants full capitulation and forced selling to accumulate
So, as I understand it, to match JUST ONE YEAR of EXISTING global gold mining, they’d need roughly 735 gigawatt-scale fusion power plants… (Not one of which has ever been built 😂) And that’s assuming each produces 5 tonnes of gold annually… using highly enriched mercury-198, which makes up just 10% of natural mercury… Good luck, guys 😂
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