ALT photo of my work desk. there is a screen with Unity and Vscode open that's partially obscured by a cat who's standing on the desk and staring straight into the camera. the cat has a hunched and awkward pose and a facial expression that looks a lot like what mine probably did when i fell into a k-hole and spent an hour throwing up in a gutter behind a club. generally he looks very fucked up and also has no desire to move or change this situation in any way

ALT A screenshot from the game: a low-res visor with the word "AIRLOCK" in the center. A compass and proximity data is on either side.

ALT An incoming call from the player's manager, "GENE M.". He's listed as being the Senior Consultant in the Innovation Department.

ALT A text conversation between two people, Willow and Ells. Willow: why are you texting me lol. i'm like two desks away from you Ells: i am leaving an ontological record. future historians have the right to know that resurrection was discovered by two bella/mae shippers

ALT A screenshot of a Reddit post. The Reddit post contains a very blurry screencap of a coding joke I made a few years back - it's a very long "IsEven" function that checks if a number is even by going: if (number == 1) return false if (number == 2) return true and on and on.

ALT Screenshot of me being blocked by DHH.

ALT A tumblr post that says: "begging y'all to please look at the leader of the australian government taking off his visor before welding metal". The accompanying image is of Scott Morrison, the Australian Prime Minister, taking off his visor while welding. A bright white flash of light makes his face difficult to see.

ALT A news headline that reads "Stain on his reputation? Australian PM denies soiling himself in McDonald's".

ALT A news headline that reads "Investigation concludes Joe the pigeon had a fake US leg band and won't be executed, says Australian government". Accompanying image of a brown pigeon on a roof with a blue leg band.

ALT A line graph. The Y axis is "Excitement about technology" and the X axis is "Understanding of technology". The line starts off low, quickly escalates and peaks, before dropping off again and returning to zero as "understanding of technology" grows. The peak is labelled "hype zone", and the top of it is "people who buy NFTs". At the right-most side of the graph (most technical knowledge) is the label "People who get a trauma response when a printer makes a noise"

ALT Screenshot of Jonathan Scott's (@jonathandata1) bio. Highlighted the words "Women's Rights".

ALT carton of soy milk

ALT Diagram of eye positions on the skulls of predatory animals vs prey animals. The following text: Predators often have eyes located in the front of their skull. Eyes facing front give predators the ability to focus on and target their prey. A coyote is an example of a predator. The picture below shows the front-facing eyes of the coyote. When we look at the coyote skull head-on, we can see that the eye sockets face front.

ALT Golang logo. The Golang gopher's eyes face forward.