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Internet Wretch

@cursedinternet

Old biddy in training

 Earth...for now
Joined October 2022
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little boy who looked EXACTLY what I imagine Tim Robinson looked like as a child of 9 or so OR who should be cast as young Tim Robinson should they make a movie about Tim Robinson’s life get into a peddle car and deny a push start #TimRobinson #achildTimRobinson
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Missing: cat who lives in the house across the street from the hospital park the #TimRobinsonboy was at
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Also I forgot I was wearing my new shirt that says JOIN MY CULT. Not sure if that was influencing attitudes
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@Electric_StripOct 14
Love is like a fart If you have to push too hard, it's probably shit ;)
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@ThebigladeOct 12
You think you are good in English? Start a sentence with “Love”
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Mike Topp@MikeToppNov 8
Not looking for clicks and likes, but I’m watching Forrest Gump with TOM HANKS right now. He won’t sit down.
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Feeding my first-born Rap Snacks OOWEE Wave Migos Bar-B-Cuin’ With My Honey With a Dab Of Ranch Flavored Potato Chips, polishing my Mother of The Year trophy,
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Daniel Sturniolo@daniel_dansturnNov 7
A grizzled elsewhere arrives
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Cat’s out of the (potato delivery) bag
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Rolling Stones is to Pearl Jam as The Beatles are to Nirvana? m.youtube.com/watch?v=hic-dn…
The Rolling Stones - Miss You - OFFICIAL PROMO

The Rolling Stones - Miss You - OFFICIAL PROMO

- A brand new studio album from The Rolling Stones… Hackney Diamond...

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Where’s Myth Busters we need answers!
Out Magazine (@outmagazine) profile pictureOut Magazine@outmagazineNov 2
Wicker just came out, and it got us wondering: Would bottoming for a wicker willy be worth it if it looked like Alexander Skarsgård? out.com/relationships/can-yo…
If you bottomed for a man made of wicker, would your butt survive? Experts weigh in

If you bottomed for a man made of wicker, would your butt survive? Experts weigh in

Wicker just came out, and it got us wondering: Would bottoming for a wicker willy be worth it if it looked like Alexander Skarsgård?

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Watch out Will Vinton, there’s a new Claymation wiz on the block
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Thank you, Mr. T. Very cool.
Mr. T (@MrT) profile pictureMr. T
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Happy Halloween everybody, have fun, be safe and stay alert! Be careful of what you eat, where you go and what you do!
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I know it’s hard to believe, but my ‘Moana disguised to trick the crab villain’ costume is handmade…by me!
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It’s time
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Me, plucky cub reporter trying impress my boss, the editor of the paper, so’s to make my name in the this crazy ol’ newspaper racket, throwing out headlines for the special edition: Consternation at the Vape Nation Station *This takes place in the 40s and I did not make it
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My dad died. And it sucks!!!!
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Open for a surprise
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How do you know what other people think of you? Like am I ‘known’ for having bad teeth or dressing strangely? Are my previous iterations taking into account? What if no one thinks of me at all?
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At some point in the last few years I started getting “Ma’am” instead of “Miss.” I don’t feel like I’m old enough for that yet, but technically I’m middle aged. But the whole age with wisdom thing… I don’t feel any smarter. In fact, I am the dumbest I have ever been.
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