IF YOURE IN LINE AT ARBYS RIGHT NOW STAY IN LINE DONT LEAVE THEY LEGALLY HAVE TO GIVE YOU A BEEF AND CHEDDAR PER THE CONSTITUTION KNOW YOUR RIGHTS 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
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A cool thing about baseball is how local broadcast teams get progressively more unhinged over the course of the season.
GAME 1: “This team will go as far as its rotation takes it.”
GAME 108: “Yeah, chupacabras are real. I hit one with my Buick back in ‘87.”
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The elite want your kids to be fucking morons. They want to drive teachers out of the field by making it so hopeless the stress breaks them, and then they can replace them with a chat bot
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Pat Tillman was shot 3 times in the back of the head from 10m by a fellow soldier after he started speaking publicly against the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. And we dilute his memory on purpose each year. Makes me sick.
This year's Pat Tillman Award recipient U.S. Coast Guardsman Scott Ruskan gets a standing ovation at the @ESPYS ❤️
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Warren Buffett tells the truth about sports betting in the simplest possible terms: "It's a tax on stupidity." nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…
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Americans experiencing nature: Wow.. its like a ranch dressing bottle
Man accidentally found the ‘ranch hidden valley’ logo in real life and didn’t even know it.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The bottle shown has been digitally altered and does not match the official Hidden Valley Ranch logo.
hiddenvalley.com/products/ranch…
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Johnny Knoxville breaking down in tears because he can’t get his shit rocked by bulls anymore is why Jackass will forever be HOF
Johnny Knoxville Gets Emotional About Not Being To Interact With Bulls
it’s just so crazy how there’s pretty much no question that AT BEST trump is complicit in child trafficking and, more likely, an active participant, and that just doesn’t matter to these people at all. like that blows my fuckin mind it really does
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bunch of grown ass millionaire men huddled up around a phone smiling ear to ear giggling their butts off at a pedophile making corny ass sexist jokes about their peers it does not get much lamer than this


































