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Help me name my new basketball court
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JUST IN: Zoom appoints Jeffrey E. Epstein, former Oracle CFO, to its Board of Directors.
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I DRIVE THE FOREIGN LIKE IT WAS A CHEVY
11 years ago today… Future — March Madness (2015)
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No fucking shit dude
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A cool thing about baseball is how local broadcast teams get progressively more unhinged over the course of the season. GAME 1: “This team will go as far as its rotation takes it.” GAME 108: “Yeah, chupacabras are real. I hit one with my Buick back in ‘87.”
Joe Girardi absolutely fired up about Michael Kay using his eyeglasses to stir his tea.
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How beautiful. Pray to him, and then go bomb his region.
US military unashamedly praising Jesus. 😊❤️🇺🇲🇺🇲
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The elite want your kids to be fucking morons. They want to drive teachers out of the field by making it so hopeless the stress breaks them, and then they can replace them with a chat bot
Linda McMahon on good uses of AI in schools for students: "They spend the first couple of hours with AI and then the rest of the day they are implementing things they have learned. It's remarkable."
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Pat Tillman was shot 3 times in the back of the head from 10m by a fellow soldier after he started speaking publicly against the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. And we dilute his memory on purpose each year. Makes me sick.
This year's Pat Tillman Award recipient U.S. Coast Guardsman Scott Ruskan gets a standing ovation at the @ESPYS ❤️
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lindsey graham and charlie kirk in hell fighting over being reagan’s bottom
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Damn — that’s what i purchase my stuff with!
The U.S. Dollar has lost 30% of its purchasing power over the last six years
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Pretty crazy draft night. Didn’t see this coming, thank you.
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Me realizing that I just answered the phone call that turns your floor into a drumset
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Americans experiencing nature: Wow.. its like a ranch dressing bottle
Man accidentally found the ‘ranch hidden valley’ logo in real life and didn’t even know it.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The bottle shown has been digitally altered and does not match the official Hidden Valley Ranch logo. hiddenvalley.com/products/ranch…
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type of guys that have to put their finger under the words when they read
live from JFK airport. what would we do without these men
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Like clockwork, every republican president eventually brings economic ruin and war.
BREAKING: U.S. strikes on Iran are underway - NYT
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Johnny Knoxville breaking down in tears because he can’t get his shit rocked by bulls anymore is why Jackass will forever be HOF
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it’s just so crazy how there’s pretty much no question that AT BEST trump is complicit in child trafficking and, more likely, an active participant, and that just doesn’t matter to these people at all. like that blows my fuckin mind it really does
You can hear the genuine pride in Donald Trumps voice when he called the Team USA Hockey Team
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bunch of grown ass millionaire men huddled up around a phone smiling ear to ear giggling their butts off at a pedophile making corny ass sexist jokes about their peers it does not get much lamer than this
Trump did a 3 minute comedy set with Team USA after they won the gold medal. “I’ve got to tell you I have to also invite the women’s team as well…or I’d be impeached”
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