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Writer of screenplays, children’s books, and sports columns. I just had to explain to my daughter what a rotary phone is. https://xitter.gq/t.co/wJYDFlgJ9e

Joined February 2013
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My dreams of being a poet vanished like a thing in a whatever.
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How many fucking women have to come out and say that Trump abused them as children before you believe that he’s a pedophile rapist???
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AI. IS. POPULAR. BECAUSE. IT. GIVES. DUMB. PEOPLE. THE. ILLUSION. THEY. ARE. SMART. AND UNCREATIVE. PEOPLE. THE. ILLUSION. THEY. ARE. ARTISTIC.
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Normalize calling AI artists thieves Normalize calling AI content theft Normalize calling AI music theft Normalize calling AI films theft Normalize calling AI photography theft Normalize calling AI design theft Normalize calling AI apps theft Normalize calling AI writing theft
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It's fucking crazy that an investigation exposing how Jared Kushner laundered billions if dollars through Azerbaijan, including payments to a warlord, a mercenary, and a hitman, isn't getting more attention.
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Jared Kushner received $2 billion from Saudi Arabia & the UAE to carry out political favors and was encouraged to keep the money in Israel’s central bank. This is the biggest corruption scandal in political history. Kushner has managed to outcrime Trump! xitter.gq/TheWyteRabbit1/status/…
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Was listening to a podcast when the guest started talking about the star of Amityville: A New Generation, saying he doesn't get enough credit, wondering what else he's done, but they didn't check to see that Ross Partridge was just in a little horror movie called Blood & Rust.
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This administration continues to protect pedophiles by burying the Epstein Files and covering up the truth—so it’s no surprise that they’re now defending a disgusting ad attacking a child rape survivor. The GOP has become the Pedophile Protection Party.
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Chris Warner retweeted
You know what should “immediately change”, President Trump? Funding SNAP and protecting Medicaid so families can put food on the table and people can access healthcare.
NEW: President Trump says New Mexico should "immediately change its name to New America." "We are not Mexico, we are the United States of America! The name would add great value and prestige to the State!"
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Chris Warner retweeted
A party with multiple fugitives and Ken Paxton is still the sketchiest guy in the room.
Replying to @efindell
In Dubai, Paxton and his girlfriend watched fireworks at a party with two fugitives who had failed to return to the U.S. to face federal healthcare fraud charges. One of them, Anosh Ahmed, had donated $190,000 to Paxton. wsj.com/politics/policy/ken-… w/ @MarkMaremont @jdawsey1
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Chris Warner retweeted
You guys fucked up painting the bottom of a pool.
America will establish a permanent presence on the moon. 🚀🌕
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get a room
Trump on Xi: “He looks strong, vibrant and fit”
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It’s a @BGlobeSports Patriots’ Mailbag Morning. Send me your questions/thoughts/grievances, and I’ll do my best to provide some answers. Subscribers, use the prompt below. I’ll also take e-mails (address is in bio). Let’s get to it. bostonglobe.com/2023/09/18/s…
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Horror movie season is upon us and Blood & Rust, my feature debut, is streaming on a service near you. Add it to your festive watchlist. Hang decorations to it. Confuse your friends by dressing like a character from it. The world is your pumpkin.
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Chris Warner retweeted
"Underage girls testing positive for pregnancy at detention centers." Let me fix that for you. “ICE officers are raping little girls in detention centers.” There you go.
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one of the great front pages of all time.
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Pritzker: I have to worry about whether people can eat lettuce or blueberries off a grocery shelf because Trump is doing away with food inspections. I have to track measles outbreaks because the president put a madman in charge of vaccine recommendations. I have to monitor the movements of ICE agents because he handed guns to people who couldn’t pass a background check, frankly, to work in an animal shelter. I have to find money that we don’t have to fight problems that didn’t exist before Donald Trump. It’s the reality of being a governor in America today. I’m not the only one.
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Watched Blood & Rust, directed by @DDayFilms. Really great vampire flick. Fun performances. Loved the music. If you haven't seen it yet, go watch it on Tubi.
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this american life
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Fact: The world’s longest drum solo was 13 hours and 26 minutes. It was performed by a 5 year old little bastard on the back of my seat while flying from London to Singapore.
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