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If we’re being honest about the situation. Anyone with half a footballing brain knew we’d be shite this season. Win on Monday though and we’ll be class again. #NUFC
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If we played all our games on a weekday night, live on telly, there’s a good chance we’d go down with zero points & 200+ goals conceded.#NUFC
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Wouldn’t have been any joy in winning it this year anyway. Feels a bit devalued this season with some of the teams left in it. Concentrate on the league. #NUFC
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Can you guess the player? Level; legendary
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Bradford, Fleetwood & now Sunderland in the quarters. With a bit of luck in the draw this could be the easiest year on record to win the league cup. 3-1 to Everton. #NUFC
Good workout for Sunderland second string against high flying, full super duper strength Brentford in the thingy-me-jiggy trophy this evening there Pick of the bunch for me were Middlesbroughs Alan Browne, the young right winger from Roker Rookies & the left back that chose to join our reserves over the mags in the summer #SAFC
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Replying to @ManUtd
We would like to play a match against you, please. 🙏🇸🇲
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That is the biggest cargo ship I’ve ever seen and it looks more modern than most. This is in Santos Brazil.
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Imagine it’s the 1990’s and someone tells you that in the future, 4th division Bournemouth will beat AC Milan at home 3-0 and Manchester Utd away 3-0 in the same week.
Boo's ring out at Old Trafford after Manchester United's 3-0 defeat to Bournemouth ❌
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How shite are we, on a scale of Steve Bruce to 10. Fkn frightening how far we’ve dropped in 2 years. #NUFC
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Blimey!! West Ham youngster Preston Fearon has scored two goals from inside his own half v Burnley U21. One with each foot too!
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Grown hairy arsed Italian blokes all dressed in the same clobber, going on like a bunch of youngins outside Harry Redknapps local. Games well and truly fkd beyond repair.
AC Milan ultras rocking up to Bournemouth away is so funny to me
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Shame, absolute cannons
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Time to show how serious you really are PIF & Rueben 👀 #NUFC
So thought balloons put out by someone at the Premier League or club involved regarding a big point deduction this reason and something next. Sum total? No titles rescinded. City back in 2-3 seasons They'll keep plenty of players to compete plus academy. So 20 trophies, elevation from nationally big-ish club to globally big club, owners carry on regardless, nothing to see regarding last few years including fees, player and former managers contracts. Seems fair. If that's the punishment then I genuinely hope Newcastle United in particular just blow everyone out of the water and overheat the system in England so much that it will be impossible to compete at all. That they win every major trophy every season for 50 years and destroy English football, bankrupting 50+ clubs as they chase the impossible. Because if the punishment for a decade plus of deliberate corrupt practice is 2 or 3 seasons out of the Premier League then I'll cheer on any club in this land who does the same in the future.
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This probably isn’t far off the mark, which tells you that Jaissles playing with a dud hand from the off & he needs a fair crack at it. Anyone calling for him to be peddled after a few games needs to get with reality. We’re now a below average team for the foreseeable. #NUFC
A tier list audit of our current squad, in my opinion of course.
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Vertical football #NUFC
This is just ridiculous isn’t it #nufc
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Gentle Ben, the littlest Hobo. Take ya pick.
What is the best TV series you’ve ever seen? And you can’t list Mad Men, Seinfeld, The Wire, Breaking Bad, GoT, sopranos, or The Office.
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I’m seeing this but this bloke was taking spurs down ffs 🤦🏻‍♂️ #NUFC
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He’s not getting the chop anytime soon. These lot “apparently” had Conte on their shortlist and decided this was the better option. They go for the easy option every time. #NUFC
I reckon this is Jaislle’s last game, Just a hunch but the Saudis won’t give him much rope and there’s also the two clowns above him Hopkinson and Wilson who’ll be looking over their shoulders if the season gets really messy.
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