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“You just don’t know when to keep your mouth shut, do ya Saxy Boy” Instagram: @ RachelDanderfield

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Joined April 2016
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Patrick Crisps retweeted
Using the Carlton situation as a means to fan the flames of your petty club grievances is gross. Some of you need to grow the fuck up. I hope the players involved are okay.
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Patrick Crisps retweeted
Hey @ gruk what number will Rowan Marshall wear at Geelong?
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how white people look at you when you press play on a fall out boy song
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Patrick Crisps retweeted
I can’t even say to Lachie Neale defenders he ain’t gonna fuck you mate because going by his history he probably will
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m reid 3 votes h reid 3 votes same round
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Jules entering the tribunal when the Lions try and pull the "good character" card
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gal gadot singing imagine in her shower in case ed gives her the call up
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IT WAS CALLED THE SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR AND THEY BROUGHT THE BOOKS TO THE SCHOOL AND SET IT UP LIKE A BOOKSTORE AND YOU COULD GET GOOSEBUMPS AND FEAR STREET BOOKS BUT ALSO MICHAEL JORDAN POSTERS AND NICKELODEON BOOKMARKS AND PENCILS THAT SMELLED LIKE CUPCAKES
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Patrick Crisps retweeted
ABBA are the only palindromic act to have a palindromic hit (SOS), in a palindromic genre (POP)
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Patrick Crisps retweeted
We lock eyes at a bar. You ask to buy me a drink but I say “lets get out of here”. We arrive at my house & I lead you to the bedroom. I pull down a wall projector & commence a PowerPoint presentation on how the Leigh Colbert trade of 1999 cursed the North Melbourne Football Club – at Melbourne, Victoria
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I really fucking hate "Contact us for pricing." Just put the fucking price online. I don't want to waste your time and don't want you to waste mine. Let me know up front if it's in my budget. There is literally no reason for us to interact until I know what it costs.
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Patrick Crisps retweeted
if you're a woman into afl even just posting dumb fucking twitter jokes there's some wankstain faceless account doing surveillance that would put flock's creepy face id to shame. ohhhh my godddddddd you fucking freaks are obsessed
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Patrick Crisps retweeted
An All-Australian for the first time ⭐️
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Patrick Crisps retweeted
bringing the game into disrepute cup
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How mint was it when Facebook showed you which girl your mate had added 🤣🤣 unbelievable period that
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Patrick Crisps retweeted
If you’re booing Quaynor to get vengeance for Rankine you’re accomplishing the opposite. He’s done a ton of work to grow and make amends. The booing just digs up old wounds. You might feel it’s harmless but it’s about the message you’re sending and how it hurts those around you. We want the AFL to be a safe space + it actually embarrasses the club and the majority of Crows fans who do the right thing. #AFLCrowsPies
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Patrick Crisps retweeted
I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.
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Patrick Crisps retweeted
Caro called this in May. Once again she was not taken seriously and was right. I’m seeing other journos get credited for this reporting (great, loads of good reporting done) but Caro had this… in May just btw.
"If I had to call it tonight, I would say that Ken Hinkley will be the inaugural coach of the Tasmania Devils. He's not over the line, but he has been having repeated conversations with Tasmania bosses." 🗣️ Caroline Wilson on Tasmania's hunt for its inaugural coach
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Patrick Crisps retweeted
unpopular opinion but fixture guy doesn't overlap enough games at this time of the year. Need 9 games on at the same time through July so I don't waste my weekends on the worst football you've ever seen – at Mount Cotton, Queensland
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Patrick Crisps retweeted
the trevallyn dam is going to be run fucking dry by sam prompt engineering a solution to max gawn
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