They/Them - 2022 So You Think You're Funny Semi Finalist - 2023 sketch off quarter Finalist - Writer for The Treason Show and ClapBack Club
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Roboto Dan retweeted
Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.
In any other circumstance I'm sure J.K. fucking Rowling's agent would be very sympathetic to trans rights
J.K. Rowling’s Agent Slams Trans Rights Protest at ‘Harry Potter and the Cursed Child’ in London: It Put ‘Others at Risk’ variety.com/2026/legit/globa…
Roboto Dan retweeted
Our next central London event - featuring networking and a Q&A with special guest Luke Rollason - is on Saturday 31st October, 2pm - 4pm. comedy.co.uk/pro/opportuniti…
Imagine being this miserable. Call me one third of the Cornetto Trilogy because I'm all about that Hot Fuzz
Roboto Dan retweeted
For all of those who think I'm getting out of the game, I'm just redefining it. #BIGMINI #MINIUSA #MINI4LIFE
Worded in a clumsy way but he's right, misogny hurts everyone and isolates men as well as women. This guy doesnt deserve hundreds of bad faith responses hallucinating a entirely different statement.
Roboto Dan retweeted
It really is amazing how, after all these years, @TheOnion is still so insanely good at this
Look haven't we all flirted with the idea of being a lesbian?
NEW: Former SNP MP Joanna Cherry has launched a furious attack on Nicola Sturgeon, claiming she 'flirts and teases us with the idea that she might be a lesbian'
During a show at the Edinburgh Fringe, Cherry added: "Perhaps in contrast to her, I have a very strong and happy relationship with my girlfriend, and I am open about my sexuality, and have been for a very long time."
Asking my wife to pass the salt and she immedietly starts sending pictures of her ass to my brother
Okay so here's what I'm talking about. I recently went out with a male friend for the first time. This was not within any kind of "dating" context. Just friends.
He got a beer and had no bottle opener. He asked if I had a bottle opener. I had a lighter so I opened his beer with my lighter.
On the surface, whoever has the means to open the beer should open the beer. But as a woman, even outside the context of dating, I read that as a weakness in him. It turned me off to viewing him as any type of potential mate. Even when that wasn't a potential in the first place.
I was talking to him about this this morning, asking his permission to tell the story and he said "well now anytime we hang out I'm going to ask you to open my beer just to fuck with you."
And this immediately reversed my reaction because purposely fucking with me in this lighthearted way is a show of confidence and dominance.
Women are always reading your signals to assess your potential mate value. Even the women you're not dating. Even the women you're just passing on the street.
Roboto Dan retweeted
Personally think they should add Abelard to BG4. Don't care that it doesn't make any sense.
"We are a little bit masochistic" — Developers are running scared of Baldur's Gate 4, but Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader studio Owlcat would consider it a "great challenge." bit.ly/4vVroBa
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Senior US Senator Lindsey Graham dies from "brief and sudden illness", his office says bbc.in/4gzfN6S
Thats my goat
Weird Al Yankovic pulled out of a commercial on which he was making a "nice pile of money" after discovering it was for AI.
“I’m not going to mention any names, but they told me it was for a business. It was business software that would increase productivity. I said, ‘Oh well, yeah, sure, I could do that.’ And then a week before we’re supposed to shoot it, I find out this is AI. And I thought, ‘Oh no, I can’t be the poster boy for AI, forget it.’ So I felt bad about kind of pulling out at the last minute. But yeah, I’m not down with that.”
variety.com/2026/biz/news/we…
